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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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New Year's Eve
Any special plans??

We will probably be at pub near the bff's hizzo. This is good as we are VIP, will be able to take a cab to and from, and it may be busy but will be comfortable, not like the other meat market clubs around.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:23, 134 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
House party at a neighbours house,
I may go to a pub in town before hand to try and fail to pull a girl I know who's going to be there.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)
Why don't you just completely ignore her, act as if she's not even on the radar.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:28, Reply)
I've done that for about a month now,
suprisingly she's not begged me to have sex with her.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:30, Reply)
Use some of the classy lines
from the QOTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:31, Reply)
Maybe I could tell her about the time I had sex with a Brazillian underwear model.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:32, Reply)
Use the magic watch
People have had a LOT of success with that one.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:32, Reply)
She would laugh in my face if I said that to her.
And not in a good way.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:34, Reply)
From fmylife:
My love for you is like diaorrhea, I just can't hold it in.

That should work.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:36, Reply)
That fails on a number of levels,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:36, Reply)
Nah, it's a guaranteed
winnaaaaaar. Innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:38, Reply)
oh my
why don't you try having polite and engaging conversation?
Or convince her to do shots with you. Body shots. MMmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:33, Reply)
The "fancy gettting hammered" style of seduction.
It's worked before.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:34, Reply)
best way to get to bend her over a table

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:43, Reply)
So far
Everyone is asking whether I'm having a party at mine.

My housemate is well up for it, but I don't know if I can be arsed, after the last big party we had went to shit. Sadly no-one else has a free house, and none of us can be arsed with the pubs.

Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)
Yeah that's what's happened to me
after weeks of us all deliberating over what to do, everyone has decided that we should have a party for people with nothing else to do. A sort of party for the socially damned I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:36, Reply)
Quiet night in with some food, wine and pleasant company on the 31st
Followed by a day trip to Edinburgh on the day itself as has become tradition.

Beats getting elbowed in the ribs at the normally free to enter bar you've had to pay to get into any day of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)
House party in that there LAAAAAANDAN!
I'm going to a wedding on the 1st so I can't get too drunk.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:26, Reply)
Girl.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:36, Reply)
A bunch of us typically go to the local British pub
at 4pm (our time) to ring in the British New Year. This invariably ends up with us being absolutely trollied and passing out before our New Year.
And fishing NYD is getting to be a bit of a tradition.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:27, Reply)
aaahhhh there's a British pub here as well but I haven't been to it, it seems to be full of yuppies.
Still celebrating twice is awesome. If I started drinking at four I'd be done by seven.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:31, Reply)
Is it like in Family guy
when the Brits take over the Clam?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:37, Reply)
not likely, more like a load of wannabe yups trying to feel better about their wasted lives

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:42, Reply)
sounds like a normal pub to me
*sobs about wasted life*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:46, Reply)
Where are you?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:38, Reply)
Virginia

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:39, Reply)
I used to live in Boston...
...we would set clocks to GMT and have a party and then go out and do it again five hours later.

It was horrible - always ended in tears.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:45, Reply)
my father lives in Williamsburg

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:55, Reply)
you gonna give me his number then?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:08, Reply)

h t +on
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:33, Reply)
took me a while
to work out which h you were replacing
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:38, Reply)
I can pretty much guarantee I'll be getting drunk
Not sure where yet though. Think I'll leave it to the gf to sort that out. Possibly go to the Tache in Blackpool if it's open. That's where I'm gonna be spending Christmas Eve. Just hope I'll be feeling ok enough to get up and eat my mums amazing Christmas dinner :\
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:35, Reply)
You're going out with your cousin now?
You realise your kids will have six toes and very low IQs right?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:41, Reply)
Nahh
I'm going out with a ginger, that's much worse!

God she'd kill me if she knew I'd said that, luckily she doesn't go on B3ta (I think) *looks nervous*
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:43, Reply)
God the thought had not for a second entered my head until this moment
Christ I'm old.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:38, Reply)
I know I'm getting old when I want to go to the pub instead of the club
I haven't even been to a bar....in....months. That has to be a record for me. *cries for lost youth*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:44, Reply)
House party
Though I don't really want to go. I'd rather go out clubbing. That way I might actually have fun, rather than be with a load of 16 year olds.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:45, Reply)
Jailbait
FTW!
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:46, Reply)
Hmm.
Not when they're not that attractive, highly irritating and the host wants to recreate the "AWESOME PARTIES" we had about a year ago. Fun at the time, but I've grown up now.

I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:58, Reply)
New years eve is always shit in clubs
Always.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:47, Reply)
Right you are there.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:49, Reply)
^ FACTS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:55, Reply)
Never had one.
Last NYE was my first one night's stand.

/screams and winces
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:58, Reply)
Don't go clubbing.
You will cry at midnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:53, Reply)
She does that anyway

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:55, Reply)
TRUE
You're coming on Wednesday aren't you, bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:56, Reply)
Probably not
I would quite like to spend some time with my fiance. Plus i've got boring shit to do like finish painting my kitchen and get the house ready for the dinner party I'm having the next day.

I'm sure you'll have fun without me. Just try not to have sex with any strange people.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:02, Reply)
That was what I was worried about.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:05, Reply)
Well then
me not being there just makes that part much easier.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:07, Reply)
Shurrup you.
I don't know, I might not go. Other concerns :/
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:25, Reply)
I can't stand New Year
It doesn't depress me, it doesn't fill me with woe, I just really want to spend it on the sofa watching the ice-skating at Somerset House.
I've done New Year since I was born. I can't find any other way to make it acceptable to my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:50, Reply)
Hurrah
another person who'd rather stay in and watch the telly! I'm glad I'm not the only one! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:53, Reply)
Yeah but it's hard to do...
without being bombarded by phonecalls from people who assume you're about to top yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:58, Reply)
Hahaha
That is true. When the girlie at work was crying over working New Years and I said I didn't mind covering her, she looked at me like I was insane! Its really not a big deal, its just one night and nothing really happens...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:01, Reply)
*sings Del Amitri*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:07, Reply)
The needle returns to the start of the song and we all song along like before!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:08, Reply)
And we'll all be lo...
*kills self*
I love that song really :D
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:10, Reply)
Meh
I'm working until 6.00 to help cover one of the girlies on reception who goes out clubbing on New Years. I don't think I'll be doing anything, I can't be arsed, I'd rather order in a pizza, watch a shit film and save some money for the Jan sales! Mwuhahaha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:50, Reply)
Amen to that!
Phone me and we'll play long-distance Connect 4.
Whilst drinking Fanta.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:53, Reply)
Ah score!
I am up for that! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:54, Reply)
NYE is my birthday, so that's shit.
I plan to cook curry.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:58, Reply)
Oooooh
What sort of curry? :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:01, Reply)
How exciting
What kind of curry?
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:01, Reply)
Thai green curry.
I might make the naan bread too - so 'on the edge', me.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:02, Reply)
Ooooh yum
Sounds lovely! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:03, Reply)
Clendrix's naan breads are almost as awesome as her norks.
But you would never spunk on one of her naan breads.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:04, Reply)
I wouldn't spunk on her norks either
they're for a squeezin'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:05, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:06, Reply)
*honk*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:06, Reply)
Ah thai green curry
Now THAT is a New Year worth bothering with.
Oooh, what should I make...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:04, Reply)
Haha
We're so cool!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:02, Reply)
You have sex with your cousins too?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:03, Reply)
Noooooo
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

No.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:04, Reply)
Bahahahaha!
XD
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:07, Reply)
How much cheese
What kind of curry?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:03, Reply)
BIG CURRY

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:04, Reply)
How much cheese?
Wha?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:04, Reply)
What has the size of your cousins breasts
got to do with your state of sexual arousal?

edit - fucksocks, replied to the wrong person.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:14, Reply)
I was going to say
I'm very confused!?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:19, Reply)
I have to ask
What has cheese got to do with curry??
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:13, Reply)
in the right place now
What has the size of your cousins breasts
got to do with your state of sexual arousal?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:18, Reply)
Nothing at all
I do believe you are mis-quoting me Mr. Thegeordie.

However, someone who isn't related to me's large breasts would most certainly have soemthing to do with my state of sexual arousal
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:20, Reply)
I might try and see if I can get some dinner guests round
That's how KERRAZY I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:08, Reply)
Make sure you expand on your feelings about David Bowie and Bob Dylan
that kind of thing really makes people want to stay. Also, make sure there is some really tedious psychadelic guitar waffle playing in the background at all times, or they might get bored.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:10, Reply)
Actually I can't abide guitar waffle
It's one of my problems with the Heavy Metal you are so enamoured of. A more masturbatory genre of guitar music (bar the prog rock that preceded it) I have yet to hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:18, Reply)
*goes home and plays guitar*

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:26, Reply)
Make sure you play lots of pseudo-classical widdling
like Yngwie Malmsteen or Steve Vai. They're BRILLIANT.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:29, Reply)
I shall widdle like Vai after ten pints of lager.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:30, Reply)
or like Al after a nice glass of lemonade

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:36, Reply)
hmmm
taking a look at the traffic chaos on the A14 / M11 today there is a good chance i'll be sitting in my car still trying to get home on the 31st!
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:20, Reply)
I'll be in Innsbruck
with my missus.

Yay for cold holiday destinations...
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:46, Reply)
I shall be oooop north with some wierdos off the internet.
Woo me!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:54, Reply)
Tigger and I didn't know you were coming
But we'll get the spare bed ready.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:56, Reply)
You would be my second choice but these wierdos are very special.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:23, Reply)
*belms*

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:32, Reply)
I'll be donning my bacofoil suit in the certain knowledge that this year, THIS YEAR
I will wake up on January the first and it will be the FUTURE.

2010 will start, I fear, with crushing disappointment. And me making bacon sandwiches. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:59, Reply)
I really did intend to help you with the making of bacon sandwiches, but your beanbag was far too comfortable for me to get up and assist.
Next time, I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:01, Reply)
This is such a lie

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:27, Reply)
Gawd I feel sick that it's ten years since all that 2000 business

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:01, Reply)

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