Make sure you expand on your feelings about David Bowie and Bob Dylan
that kind of thing really makes people want to stay. Also, make sure there is some really tedious psychadelic guitar waffle playing in the background at all times, or they might get bored.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Actually I can't abide guitar waffle
It's one of my problems with the Heavy Metal you are so enamoured of. A more masturbatory genre of guitar music (bar the prog rock that preceded it) I have yet to hear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:18, Reply)

*goes home and plays guitar*

( thealternativefact, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:26, Reply)

Make sure you play lots of pseudo-classical widdling
like Yngwie Malmsteen or Steve Vai. They're BRILLIANT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:29, Reply)

I shall widdle like Vai after ten pints of lager.

( thealternativefact, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:30, Reply)

or like Al after a nice glass of lemonade

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:36, Reply)