I have made
a shit-load of Xmas pudding mix and the second pudding is merrily steaming away to itself, it smells a bit lovely.

How festive does your house smell?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:59, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It doesn't anymore, the turkey smell from sunday has left.
Anyone coming to the bash tomorrow?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:00, Reply)

It doesnt
I shall put my tree up this weekend, but it aint real. I have made a christmas cake but it doesnt smell. Perhaps I should gut a reindeer in my living room or something?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Stinks of cigs
and booze.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Just like Bethlehem 2009 years ago...
...faeces and rotting carcasses.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:14, Reply)

is cat shit festive?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:15, Reply)

If they have been eating tinsel - yes.
Edit - one of life's great moments - pulling threads of tinsel from a kitten's arse after they have devoured half a tree.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:16, Reply)

I'd best buy some at lunchtime then

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Isn't there any in the litter?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Just a couple of man-sized logs
I really am most frightfully lazy when I am 'in my cups'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:30, Reply)

My house smells
of chicken curry and incontinent cats.

None of the cats are incontinent, but cat 1 and cat 3 don't get on, so if cat 1 is in a room and cat 3 is outside the door, cat 1 will piss in the corner rather than running the gauntlet of getting past cat 3 and down the hall to the litter tray and back.

Never mind, I'm moving house soon, and cat 3 will be getting a new home with someone else. Any offers?
( Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:14, Reply)