It could have made a handy spunkrag.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haha!
I envision you trying to leave a 'portion' on the smug maw of Her Majesty but dropping it on her inbred ginger grandson.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:12, Reply)

The fellow is a rather creepy bender (theory based solely on his hair)
It's perfectly possible it was one of his old ones.


EDIT: in the 70s he was a dead ringer for this chap:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:12, Reply)

"Creepy Bender" - The worst of all the benders
Read in the paper today that all the queens men (and women i expect) are getting a crystal decanter for the xmas pressie, as opposed the tenners worth of tat they usually got.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Mr June on the Sex offender calendar 2010

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:28, Reply)

'the choirboys' excuse me'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:31, Reply)