I just got in from a training day.
It's snowing and cold out so I'm listening to The moldy peaches and drinking beer. It's a pretty good method.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Try falling on your knees and hearing the angels' voices
But don't do rudes with them
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:41, Reply)

I tried that
Now my knees hurt and a whole bunch of angels are laughing about it behind their halos. Am I allowed to do rudes with them now?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:42, Reply)

Well, if they're laughing at you...
they're obviously errant whores.
So yes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:45, Reply)

Awesome!
I've never dun rudes with an angel before. Probably like having sex with a cloud made of kittens tears and candyfloss.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:48, Reply)

Don't forget the feathers
They get everywhere.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:49, Reply)

True
But feathers are also rather absorbant. Rather handy for mopping up fluids and suchlike.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:50, Reply)

Mop your own up
But the angels' fluids taste like the finest nectar
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:52, Reply)

This plan is getting better and better!
Angels - is there anything they aint good for?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:52, Reply)

They can't wallpaper for toffee

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:53, Reply)

Well they can fuck right off then.
Lazy bastards. It aint that hard. I bet they just deliberatley do a bad job of it cos they know that then no-one will ask them to do it ever again.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:55, Reply)

Fool
They're brilliant painters as well...

Right I'm offski!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:57, Reply)

Okays
Have fun! :)
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:00, Reply)