What do you do on a Wednesday evening?
I really struggle to find things to do, it's only midweek so I dont really want to go down the pub (and i'm still recovering from my tuesday evening snooker & beer sesh). Also, there is sod-all on telly.

So what do you do to beat the mid-week blues?

Edit - c'mon you fuckers, I go home in 5 mins, tell me what you are doing tonight

Edit 2 - Right, you're all rubbish and because of your lame ass suggestions i'm going to have to sit at home with the remains of a tin of Roses (I know all the best ones have gone, just toffees left) and watch harry-fucking-potter on DVD. I may or may not crack one out over Hermione (she's legal now? Right?)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:47, 50 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I go to bashes

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:51, Reply)

On a wednesday?
ROCK AND ROLL!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:52, Reply)

*jealouses*
:'(
( djtrialprice, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:03, Reply)

I go for a couple of pints with my dad
It's something we've done since I left home, every Wednesday night.

It keeps him happy.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:57, Reply)

That's cool
my dad comes along for my tuesday evening snooker and beer sesh that I do every week.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:02, Reply)

I fist a horse with SpickeyPickles wife.


Edit - I of course mean "at the same time as" not actually using his wife to fist the horse.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:58, Reply)

HA!
When I fist horses I actually use her!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:01, Reply)

well, it beats what i've got planned.

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Fisting a yorkshire terrier?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:09, Reply)

DONT BULLY ME YOU FUCKING BULLY
going home now, byeeeee
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:16, Reply)

I'm having a night out with my girlfriend
And I'm even going to leave the office early because I completed my TODO list of things to clear up today.

NOOOO MOAR WORK 'TIL 2010! Woooooooo.
( djtrialprice, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:02, Reply)

There better be
hover cars by the time I'm back
( djtrialprice, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:02, Reply)

You don't really have a girlfriend
you're just going to the pub with a smudge of lipstick on the side of the thumb and index finger of your left hand and then you talk to it and practise kissing like it's a person.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:03, Reply)

You don't want my advice on this topic, I'm telling you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:09, Reply)

No he doesn't
he wants Bob Dylan's. And David Bowie's.

And some wanky psychadelic guitar twiddler's.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Someone's opened their Christmas bag
of apostrophes early, I see...

EDIT: But not their dictionary.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:22, Reply)

I'm refering to the advice of Bob Dylan, and David Bowie and a wanky guitar twiddler
therefore it's possesive and an apostrophe is required.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:26, Reply)

You are actually right and I apologise
You still cannot spell 'psychedelic' though. Or 'referring'.


*twiddles*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:28, Reply)

All suggestions welcome
as long as they dont involve class A drugs and mental women.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:12, Reply)

work christmas do tonight
for some reason some time ago it was decided that it would be a good idea if my band and a colleague's band were to play...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:17, Reply)

I fall on my knees
and hear the angels' motherfucking voices
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:25, Reply)

Bloody angels
always fucking their mothers.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:29, Reply)

Don't you dare

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:30, Reply)

What?
Fuck your mother? Or an angel?

I bet angel fannies taste like kittums.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:31, Reply)

You can fuck my mother
Just leave the angels to sing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:33, Reply)

Okay
gaz me her number adn I'll give her a bell.

Right up the snatch.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:34, Reply)

Ding dong
you dirty bastard.
*gazzes*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:35, Reply)

I just got in from a training day.
It's snowing and cold out so I'm listening to The moldy peaches and drinking beer. It's a pretty good method.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:40, Reply)

Try falling on your knees and hearing the angels' voices
But don't do rudes with them
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:41, Reply)

I tried that
Now my knees hurt and a whole bunch of angels are laughing about it behind their halos. Am I allowed to do rudes with them now?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:42, Reply)

Well, if they're laughing at you...
they're obviously errant whores.
So yes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:45, Reply)

Awesome!
I've never dun rudes with an angel before. Probably like having sex with a cloud made of kittens tears and candyfloss.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:48, Reply)

Don't forget the feathers
They get everywhere.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:49, Reply)

True
But feathers are also rather absorbant. Rather handy for mopping up fluids and suchlike.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:50, Reply)

Mop your own up
But the angels' fluids taste like the finest nectar
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:52, Reply)

This plan is getting better and better!
Angels - is there anything they aint good for?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:52, Reply)

They can't wallpaper for toffee

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:53, Reply)

Well they can fuck right off then.
Lazy bastards. It aint that hard. I bet they just deliberatley do a bad job of it cos they know that then no-one will ask them to do it ever again.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:55, Reply)

Fool
They're brilliant painters as well...

Right I'm offski!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:57, Reply)

Okays
Have fun! :)
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:00, Reply)

I have a great night planned
The inimitable Pooflake is coming over to Placid towers and we'll while away the evening playing guitars and drinking. I'm preparing a chicken tikka masala with basmati rice too.

Life is good.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:44, Reply)

I shall be sitting at home in the dark
watching Paranormal Activity while eating massive amounts of jambalaya.
Hope you lot have a good bash!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:56, Reply)