So yesterday I told you that my wifes Gran had died
When they got home the mourned in a way I can appreciate. They stole my unopened bottle of gin and the last of my full corona cigars. They smoked and drank the lot.

Now I am mourning the loss of my gin and cigars in the only way I know how. Thinking about naked ladies. I like small but nicely shaped breasts as I find big breasts sag when the bra is removed, bums however I like nice and peachy as long as they don't sag. How do you like your ladies/gentlemen naked?
( Peej, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 7:47, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oiled and ready.
(btw, some big boobs stay where they are when you take the bra off. And some small ones are like empty water balloons when you take the bra off, so be careful...)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 8:05, Reply)

I like boobs of any size, but they have to work
A previous girlfriend had the sweetest looking breasts, but they would not respond to my advances, and she just prefered that I ignored them.

"Yes you can caress my whole body, but forget about the tits OK"

This did not help our love making.

:(
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 8:14, Reply)

Now that's just plain wierd.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 8:51, Reply)

It certainly was
Fortunatley, this is not the case with my current mrs. They work very well, to our mutual satisfaction.

:)
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:17, Reply)

I must admit I preferred the smaller ones
until I met the current Ms K2, who has a pair the likes of which I have never had my hands on before.

I'm now a convert. They're big, but not saggy. And provide hours of fun.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 8:33, Reply)

I don't seem really to have a 'type'
My last ex was half Greek - dark skinned, quite tall, the previous was miniscule - bang on 5', blonde & quite *ahem* chesty, before that was very thin (size 4) and rather flat chested. I just go for a pretty face if I'm honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 8:45, Reply)

Meaty, and I quite like soft skin.
I can't imagine being attracted to a skinny bloke. I'd be afraid of breaking him.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 8:50, Reply)

You wouldn't break me.
But see above for my requirements
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Ok but I might bend you a little bit.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:24, Reply)

*hides*

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Same here
I couldn't see myself being attracted to a really skinny bloke either, the fear of snapping them would be too scary!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Good thing you're married to a fatty then, eh?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:28, Reply)

I have an ample rack
but this causes me great sorrow as Al clearly dislikes them and barely even mentions them on every thread :(
( thealternativefact, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:20, Reply)

He's clearly unstable and therefore of no importance on this subject.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:22, Reply)

*applies to all posts*

( thealternativefact, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:25, Reply)

PST PIX PLS!!!!

( Peej, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Al has the only picture...
I sent him one via text.
( thealternativefact, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:27, Reply)

I like that word, 'ample'.
My mates call mine massive and they're really not.
I'm short so my overall effect is 'busty' but the actual boobs are just 'ample'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:31, Reply)

*tries to resist saying it*
*resists a bit more*

*strains to resist*

*almost bursts under strain*

Oh fuck it - we need pictures!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:34, Reply)

You don't.
Go look at Katy Perry's instead
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:39, Reply)

*goes*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:43, Reply)

*comes*

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:47, Reply)

some boobs can be too big
my ex had double Gs or something. she was pretty short too.

current mrs is exactly my type which is nice. Reasonably tall, pretty big boobs, curvy, nice arse.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:26, Reply)

I like a proportional chest
Not too small, and definitely not too big.
I am quite fond of pale skin - I love the goth chicks and my current missus is a redhead.

Other than that, I don't really have a type, but I prefer women to be at least 5 feet 5 inches tall.


Replies on a postcard please...
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:47, Reply)

That's very precise.
Do you carry a tape measure around with you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Er, no.
It's just a rough estimate. And it's not as if I've never shagged a short girl, just that it's a preference. Any shorter than 5 and a half feet and it's starting to get difficult logistically.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Ze German is a total lustfest - all flesh and curves.
Not normally my thing but she doesnt seem to mind my ambivalence to her advances.

I'm so happy.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:00, Reply)