Mmmm... Posh biscuits
Nom Nom Nom!
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:02, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not just any posh biscuits.
Marks and Spencers posh biscuits.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:05, Reply)

So they're not just any posh biscuits

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:06, Reply)

that's what she said

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:10, Reply)

I was sort of parodying the M&S advert

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:16, Reply)

I know
but BGB had already said not just any posh biscuits
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Oh yea
silly me *smacks forhead*
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Mate, there's no ham in them.
You won't like 'em.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Will this punnage ever end!?
I'm gonna have to change my b3ta name to WetHamMan aren't I?
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:08, Reply)

no point
that's how everyone reads it anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:11, Reply)

It will never end.
Even when you are lying cold in your grave, I will sneak into the graveyard at night with a chisel and amend your gravestone to read 'here lies Wet Ham Man'. If I die before you (let's face it it's more than possible) I will fucking haunt you like a kind of pisstaking Ben Kenobi.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:14, Reply)

I'd quite like that
as long as you didn't turn up when I was on the job.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:16, Reply)

I'd appear at the end of your bed and criticise your technique
saying people did it better in the 60s.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:21, Reply)

you going to say things like
"your mrs needs a bigger bush!"?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Precisely.
Whilst singing the hits of Tractor.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:42, Reply)

sounds good
I can just imagine it...

Mrs V: "why is a blue translucent Charles II standing at the end of the bed? and why is he whooping and singing?"

Me: "there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for that, which I will divulge once we have finished up here"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:51, Reply)

"I'm afraid it's pretty much my fault love.
I told this bloke on the internet that I'd quite like it. I regret that now."
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:07, Reply)

I dunno
I'm quite likely to cause my own death through my own risk taking and stupidity
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Just take small bites.
The ham will keep - they're good like that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:20, Reply)