jesus
get a sense of humour
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:11, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

hehe
that's an excellent billboard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I think that's really sweet

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:16, Reply)

"No, no, you were, ah, fine, Joseph..."
"Fine? FINE? Oh, and I suppose God was just perfect was he? Reached places other men couldn't reach, eh?"
"Joseph, please. That's not what I meant. God was a one-night thing, you know. And, I am the mother of the Messiah. But... I love you, Joseph."
"Don't touch me again, Mary. I can't be with you when I know you're thinking about Him. I'm going down the Donkey and Stables."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Hehehehe
You bananahead!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Best bit?
"going down the Donkey and Stables"
Laaaaarfed!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:35, Reply)

i dont see the fuss
i mean - people make worse jokes all the time, about edgier/more taboo topics than Jesus H Christs birth. I would have laughed at it if i saw it - and I'm a Catholic.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:20, Reply)

most people are cunts
with no sense of humour though. can't laugh at themselves or anything they take seriously.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Glad you said that...
...as we all agree your music is fucking drivel.



....*points and grins - 'hahaaaaaa'*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:58, Reply)

cunt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:59, Reply)

My Nana's Catholic
She'd do a mock-shocked face then have a saucy little giggle, then she'd say "Oh I suppose a church shouldn't be doing that really..."
My witch of an aunty would froth at the mouth.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)

My old man is a professional Christian
and he'd laugh at that. I sent him the Creationist Xmas card from the image compo and he fucking LOVED it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:32, Reply)

send him this


I think that may be my favourite picture
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:34, Reply)

I shall indeed
Very good indeed
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:36, Reply)

I saw that earlier and laughed
Now, I'm no bible scholar, but surely the point of the story is that God got Mary up the duff when she was still a virgin. Jizzed on her from on high, as it were. But there's no implication that he didn't get it on with her afterwards, is there?

So what's the problem?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:34, Reply)

that hit the spot!
very funny ideed.
the look on joseph's face teehee ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Hahaha!
Brilliant!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:57, Reply)