I think everyone should just calm down and follow my seven point plan.
No. 1: Get a Wife
No. 2: Get a Child
No. 3: Have an inability to pass an open (or indeed closed) recepticle containing an alcoholic beverage.
No. 4: Become highly qualified in looking at things and then get even more qualified in hitting things with spanners and overcharging old ladies
No. 5: Build your own house becuase you're so amazing.
No. 6: Be right on the internet all the time. Even when you're not on the internet.
No. 7: After the discussion about hot chocolate and baileys I think it would only be right to have one. Actually, lets top it up with a small tot of whisky. But let's not tell the wife eh?
(stolen-name/blaireau69 is a massive cunt WHOM everyone hates, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:26, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*nods head*
Will do sir!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:28, Reply)

best name-jack eva!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:28, Reply)

I'm finding it funnier
each time.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Me too!
Tehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:35, Reply)

*high fives all round*
I've just had a flashback to some drunken activities. On the 5th of November I now recall being stood in a mates garden at about half midnight, drunk and stoned as hell, with 5 other people attempting a 6 way Top Gun style high then low five...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Woo!
*high fives*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:40, Reply)