The ultimate drinking trophy
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8420053.stm
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:02, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yeah
They have now installed it above the entrance to my work, and it actually brightens the place up!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Even for b3ta that's pretty out of order.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Hahahahahahah!
Yeah right!
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:09, Reply)

I agree with Al
Like that twat who pissed all over the war memorial, what's going on with people recently? Show some fucking respect
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:12, Reply)

I think someone should gaz the mods.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Are these idiots being serious?
I just can't tell. My sarcasm detector seems to be borked.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Are you seriously an idiot?
I can't tell my twatometer is blocked
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:29, Reply)

^ that wasn't very good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:31, Reply)

She should have said borked
then I would have found it funnier.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:32, Reply)

I thought i had
EPIC READING FAIL
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:32, Reply)

She could have said pretty much anything at all
and I would have found it funnier.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:34, Reply)

You were more fun when you weren't grumpy and cross

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:37, Reply)

I am very hungover and extremely tired.
Sorry sir.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Apology accepted
go and have a drink of water and a little sleep.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I can't.
And it's one of my best friends' birthdays tonight, so things are unlikely to improve.

It's enough to make me deny the Holocaust, I tell you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Sorry
I'll go do some work or something and try think of something funny
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:46, Reply)

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(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:30, Reply)

wheres that modgazzer geezer when u need him

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:26, Reply)

I think everyone should just calm down and follow my seven point plan.
No. 1: Get a Wife
No. 2: Get a Child
No. 3: Have an inability to pass an open (or indeed closed) recepticle containing an alcoholic beverage.
No. 4: Become highly qualified in looking at things and then get even more qualified in hitting things with spanners and overcharging old ladies
No. 5: Build your own house becuase you're so amazing.
No. 6: Be right on the internet all the time. Even when you're not on the internet.
No. 7: After the discussion about hot chocolate and baileys I think it would only be right to have one. Actually, lets top it up with a small tot of whisky. But let's not tell the wife eh?
(stolen-name/blaireau69 is a massive cunt WHOM everyone hates, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:26, Reply)

*nods head*
Will do sir!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:28, Reply)

best name-jack eva!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:28, Reply)

I'm finding it funnier
each time.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Me too!
Tehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:35, Reply)

*high fives all round*
I've just had a flashback to some drunken activities. On the 5th of November I now recall being stood in a mates garden at about half midnight, drunk and stoned as hell, with 5 other people attempting a 6 way Top Gun style high then low five...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Woo!
*high fives*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I read that as
'gas the mods'.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:28, Reply)

I wish more than anything that I'd thought of that

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:30, Reply)

I have been releasing some quite toxic smells today
after last night fajitas.

Worse than my last Tayyabs trip.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:31, Reply)

I'm going to go there for an early supper tomorrow I think

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I'm still chortling to myself over it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Have a gold star
YOU MUST WEAR ZIS AT ALL TIMES, JA?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:35, Reply)

It was old anyway and looked quite rusty.
I suggest for the new decade they should redo it in pink flashing neon - it would cheer the place up no end.

Sensible policies for a sensible Europe.

Vote Quimby.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:38, Reply)