Our xmas meal tonight
has just been cancelled, bah fucking humbug!
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Unlucky. Why's that?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:17, Reply)

a fair proportion of staff
haven't even bothered to turn up for work (i.e. all the workshy cunts, we have people that managed to get to Cambridge from Romford and Chelmsford, yet someone 2 miles away phoned in saying they refused to travel) and with more snow duee later they think that people will get shitfaced, fall over, break limbs and sue them
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:20, Reply)

How gay.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:20, Reply)

yep
i'll sit at home, drink rum until I feel sick then cry while masturbating furiously to make up for it
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Haha that's my plan for tonight
as it is for every night.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:23, Reply)