I think there are actually an additional 7 criteria that should be adhered to if you want to fit in here.
No. 1: Get a Wife
No. 2: Get a Child
No. 3: Have an inability to pass an open (or indeed closed) recepticle containing an alcoholic beverage.
No. 4: Become highly qualified in looking at things and then get even more qualified in hitting things with spanners and overcharging old ladies
No. 5: Build your own house becuase you're so amazing.
No. 6: Be right on the internet all the time. Even when you're not on the internet.
No. 7: Well would you look at that, the sun is a good two hours over the yard arm, and those pubs aren't going to survive much longer if we don't patronise them. Let's go and have a nice pint and read the paper. But, just to be on the safe side, why don't we keep this between ourselves, you know, avoid upsetting anyone who maybe would like to come but can't. Or for whatever reason.
(stolen-name/blaireau69 is a massive cunt WHOM everyone hates, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:09, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

that really does get funnier everytime
particularly when I'm not expecting it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:15, Reply)

I don't have any of those things, but I fit in quite well.
It's probably because all the hot chicks here dig me big time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)

not just the chicks....
;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:22, Reply)

OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:27, Reply)

This just gets better and better.
A+ Internetting!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:37, Reply)