The Disappointed GF has just rung me
She's out on her work xmas event.

Her department head has just chucked up all over the table.

One of her female colleagues is wandering around the restuarant topless with her flabby tits wobbling all over the place.

This is the History faculty of Leeds University.

Fuckin' students....
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:39, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Christ almighty
It's like Caligula!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:41, Reply)

They probably see it in those terms
Or at least they will in the morning.

La TD is not too sober and skidded onto her arse in the snow when she went out for a tab and to ring me.

EDIT - not sure about the incest potential though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:45, Reply)

At least she's ringing you
Which means she ain't carrying on woeful like that lot.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Give her time
I mined those nuggets of information from six minutes of giggling.

This is the history department - all I expect them to do is say "See that snot on the pavement - that's your dad, that is."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:54, Reply)

"You know those tents they put up when they're fixing the telephone cables..."

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:57, Reply)

That's your house, that is
Fucking classic comedy.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Why can't you get The Mary Whitehouse Experience on DVD?
:(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 21:03, Reply)

I've not tried - can't you?
When I first met la TD and she told me what she did I was SOOO tempted to do one of those lines but I thought "no, she's heard that 395,000 times".

But she hadn't. And that's a lot of ice-breaking sweet-talk I've wasted.

I'm going to have a look for Mary Whitehouse Experience stuff to buy now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 21:13, Reply)

You cannot
I'm assuming it's because Newman and Baddiel fell out big time or something. (I saw them on the History Today tour. *sigh*)
There's a campaign on to get it released.
My mate reckons he has most on his computer but he's not yielding.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 21:21, Reply)

So it appears
I've been trying on Amazon.

Further giggling update is that someone else has projectile vomited and giggle giggle giggle.

TD "Are you staying with Clare tonight?"

LTD "Giggle giggle burp"

TD "Am I picking you up tomorrow?"

LTD "Tee hee hee burp"

I don't know what that means but I'm sure she'll be fine.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Bless her!
Will she be ill tomorrow?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 21:31, Reply)

I expect so
Will I be sympathetic tomorrow? No.

I've stayed sober tonight, expecting to have to drive into town and pick her up.

I've foregone a redundancy party for six of my staff to do so.

She's staying with Clare. The wine is open.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Don't be cross
It all worked out. You have had a reprieve from driving into town and you're on the vino. All is good.
And Clare, well, nobody ever comes to harm when they're with a Clare. Exspecially spelt that way.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 21:42, Reply)

I'm guessing on the spelling.
My very very first girlfriend (1983) was called Clare with that spelling so it's a sort of default setting.

Not sure about the wine though. Two gobfuls and I'm feeling like I'm ready for bed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 21:46, Reply)

Oh, be wary of her until you know whether there's an 'i' or not...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 21:47, Reply)

She's putting la TD up for the night.
I can't really ring and say "Hey! If she's got an I in her name you get the last train home girl."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Hahah
I know. I just like to pretend Claires with an 'i' are untrustworthy.
WHICH THEY ARE!!!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 22:02, Reply)

Should I be worried?
On a scale of 1-10, how worried?

It's snowing again here. A glass of wine isn't over the limit. I have a 4 wheel drive car.

Should I dash through the blizzard to rescue la TD from the evil intentions of Claire with an i, or should I post more shite, try and persuade my kitties that it's too cold to go out, finish the bottle and go to bed?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 22:11, Reply)

You stay in
She'll be fine. Tell the kitties to stay in too.
I mean, i or no i, at least she's not a Lynsey...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 22:14, Reply)

I can't be doing with this Frank Lloyd Wright stuff.
Get over here where it's cosy
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Hey yes.
I'm a bit down the page, just after Blaireau.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 22:20, Reply)

So long,
Frank Lloyd Wright.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 22:22, Reply)

Ain't many people
Know who Frank Lloyd Wright was.

Thanks.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Evening Gadgee!
fettle?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Topper

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Are we over here yet?
Lets see.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 22:18, Reply)

Oh god.
Ours, with a photo of my lady boss's cleavage ("get yours out too Maladicta, we'll have a competition"), suddenly seems a lot more civilised...
( Maladicta, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Drink!
Our works do is tomorrow night - I'm not going because I probably won't make it back the 25miles from venue to home if it continues to snow like it has.

Also - the fact that a large group of Train Drivers, in a room with a free bar and the knowledge none of us has to work for the next few days means that there will be at least one fight, several people being sick and the evening will end with someone getting very close to being arrested and stuck in the cells for the night.

On second thoughts... I might find a way to turn up...
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 21:42, Reply)

What is it with railway staff and alcohol?
We're shocking; 25% of the budget goes on food and ice sculptures and the rest on the booze...
( Maladicta, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 22:31, Reply)

It's these things that make me feel better about all of the stupid things I've done when drunk

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:43, Reply)