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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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My mate C**** she's just broken up with her boyfriend
Kissing her is a possibility but nothing else would happen.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:11, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bloody hell, and you criticise BarryfromEastenders!!
Put it in her!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I haven't declared my love for her though,
she's a nice girl but I'm not interested.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:13, Reply)

oh I see

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)

I'm almost certain she's not interested in me too,
it's not like I'm beating her off with a stick.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:15, Reply)

maybe you should try beating yourself off with a stick

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Women don't like being beaten off with a stick
Well you could build up to that, but I'd start slowly with a bit of fingering first.
EDIT Ha!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Who's the doity beetch now?

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girlinthehole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Me, Miss :)

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

you never know
drunkness, irrationality....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I'm pretty damn certain.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)

sisters of friends' girlfriends it is then
unless they like 8 or something
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)

I have no idea how old she is, I haven't met her
according to my friends girlfriend she's "the good looking one" which is a good sign but she might hate me, or I might hate her etc etc.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)

you'll probably hate each other
this does not mean that you can't get some action out of it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Oh for fuck's sake man...
are you building up for a New Year's Emo or something?
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thealternativefact, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)

That's the trouble with chompy.
He over-analizes everything.
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girlinthehole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:28, Reply)

GOATSE

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thealternativefact, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Thanks for your brilliant insight into my life.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Just not getting my hopes up,
new years is nearly always a let down.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:31, Reply)

that is true
I've learnt to control my expectations, and if I treat it like any other night then it doesn't disappoint
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:35, Reply)

you've got a mate called 'Cunt'?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)

ha ha,
no but I will call her that from now on.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)

I'd guess it was the same as my name...
So yeah, Cunt it is!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)

What's your name?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Roota!
I'm willing to bet it's whatever your mate's name is.
How old is she?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)

25-26

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Yup
That's my name too
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)

or your IQ
rolmao
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:35, Reply)

i'll fuck you up in a minute kidda!

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:41, Reply)

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