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Nah,
if sharks don't think we taste good then we probably don't.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:05,
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Don't sharks like the taste of us?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:07,
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No apparently not
when they bite surfers they usually spit them out and they only attack us by mistake thinking we're delicious seals or similar.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:36,
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I'm bloody insulted.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:38,
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I would be very annoyed
if I got bitten by a shark and he didn't even have the decency to finish me off.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:41,
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I should think that the last thing on your mind
after being bitten by a shark would be whether it was going to then bring you to orgasm...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:46,
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some people orgasm in a time of great peril as some sort of weird defence mechanism
and I can think of worse ways to spend my last few seconds on earth.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:51,
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very good point
I withdraw my statement. :-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:54,
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I go away for half an hour and everything descends into filth
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:13,
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jealous?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:20,
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Fuming!!!!!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:25,
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I'll work on the mrs, see if you can have a go
;-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:29,
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you're such a decent chap.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:31,
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aren't I?
no wonder I am so widely liked and respected ;-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:37,
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Some sharks do
and Crocodiles
And Hippos
And Polar Bears
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:08,
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did you see that picture in the news
of that big polar bear eating a baby polar bear? It was gross, the picture nicely captures the snow glinting off all the blood and goo dripping from the little cub's decapitated head. Turned his fur all red it did.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:38,
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Sharks can't cook.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:09,
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Hmmmmm
That's a good point
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:12,
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that just shows how little you know about sharks
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:12,
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how embarrassing
*deletes account*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:15,
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