I opened an expensive bottle of port...
...and it was awful. (a gift from my employer who obviously really values me. On a bright note I have discovered the joys of port and lemonade.

Thanks for the review of Taken; that is now on our 'must-watch' list.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:18, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Port and lemonade is fit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:20, Reply)

I was shocked that I enjoyed it...
Maybe I should just gay out and have a snowball.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:36, Reply)

Have a Cherry B
Get a 4-pack in Asda
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:39, Reply)

...then kill yourself out of shame.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:43, Reply)

With a babycham bottle stuck up my ass.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:46, Reply)

It is an enjoyable film
starts off a bit slow and gay, but once he starts beating people up he doesn't really stop
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:23, Reply)

The first alcoholic drink I ever had was port and lemonade.
It's lovely.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:37, Reply)

Mine was home made wine, about a bottle of it
I was twelve.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Haha!
It's been downhill ever since hasn't it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:48, Reply)

Depends on your point of view.
Actually it doesn't, really. Yes, you are right.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:53, Reply)