If I was dying
I would kind of like to live longer, as long as that time was spent being able to do stuff, if it was going to mean wheezing or limping and being in pain all the time then I'd rather just toddle off.

But, since cats don't have aspirations like we do, they aren't going to know any different. Cats don't put things off, you never see a cat going "I might jump on the shed roof next week, but only once I've got all this bottom licking out the way and i've done a poo in next doors garden" and then next week they're going "Hmmmm, looks like I've got some carpet to claw, better not do the shed roof thing until tomorrow, or maybe monday".

So in summary, give me twenty quid and i'll hit them with a shovel for you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

cat bully

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:24, Reply)