is your did euphemising that your mother is going to jizz round your neck?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:37, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You know that when he was buying them...
he emailed me "Do you think your mother would like a pearl necklace for her anniversary?"
and I replied "You dirty bastard"
and it took him a while to realise...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:38, Reply)

hehehe
good work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:41, Reply)

he sent back:
"You disgust me. You're not too old for cot death. Watch your back."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:44, Reply)

your dad sounds awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:45, Reply)

yeah but what was he gonna do to my back?
More pearls????
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:46, Reply)

let's hope not
that'd be kinda gross
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Yes
I went there...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:50, Reply)

you fucked your dad?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Vomits.
It's ok because he's only my cousin really.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:52, Reply)

the girl has standards
good stuff

you should head down here for a 3-way
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Oh my god
I just made ectoplasm
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:59, Reply)

spiritual
I like it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Er
Yes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Water/Laptop interface achieved.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:38, Reply)

This is initially confusing!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:38, Reply)