Don't worry
I shall send him a message and get it all put right. Did I mention you were looking extremely hot today?

Anyway, I think that the solution to your problem can be neatly summed up in seven points.

No. 1: Get a Wife
No. 2: Get a Child
No. 3: Have an inability to pass an open (or indeed closed) recepticle containing an alcoholic beverage.
No. 4: Become highly qualified in looking at things and then get even more qualified in hitting things with spanners and overcharging old ladies
No. 5: Build your own house becuase you're so amazing.
No. 6: Be right on the internet all the time. Even when you're not on the internet.
No. 7: Look, it's christmas, and you've had a bit of a bad day, so I think something a bit stronger is in order, why not have a margarita, that's the kind of drink they would reach for in Sex and the City. In fact, why not have two. Then lets have a mojito, it's only fair, they are so very good. But lets just keep this between us yeah? I'm sure you don't want other people fussing if your feeling a bit delicate. Best if nobody else knows right?
(stolen-name/blaireau69 is a massive cunt WHOM everyone hates, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:11, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

just
gaz the mods
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:15, Reply)