Pro: my mrs is no longer up on blocks
Con: she will probably want sex.

A funeral on Christmas Eve? Shiiiit. That's well Dickens, that.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

What wrong with sex?

( Peej, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Maybe he's gay and has yet to 'come out'

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Maybe shes a hippo-crock-a-pig
with a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Doh
None of the above. I thought I'd have a pop at some misogyny, but it didn't pan out as hoped.

Huzzah for lady bits, and double acers for me getting an empty later!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:52, Reply)