Woooooo its wednesday
Pro - Last day at work
Con - IT would be tomorrow but I have a funeral xmas eve.

Give me one pro and one con about your day today!
( Peej, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:28, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

pro: band practice tonight which will be fun
con: it's going to take my an hour to walk the half mile because it's so fucking icy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:30, Reply)

Reminded me of a joke
What does a stripper do with her arsehole before going to work?

Wipes his mouth, finds his sticks and takes him to band practice.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:59, Reply)

:)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:08, Reply)

I told our drummer that one a while back
he wasn't too amused. nor was his wife :-D
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Pro: my mrs is no longer up on blocks
Con: she will probably want sex.

A funeral on Christmas Eve? Shiiiit. That's well Dickens, that.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:34, Reply)

What wrong with sex?

( Peej, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Maybe he's gay and has yet to 'come out'

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Maybe shes a hippo-crock-a-pig
with a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Doh
None of the above. I thought I'd have a pop at some misogyny, but it didn't pan out as hoped.

Huzzah for lady bits, and double acers for me getting an empty later!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Pro: Friend was released from hospital after spectacularly falling while climbing
Con: I have a cold, no, MAN FLU, and my throat feels like hell.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:36, Reply)

Sorry about the funeral.
Pro - just dug out the plum pudding (made a month ago) and it looks fantastic.

Con - It takes 7 hours to steam which sort of messes with my pre-cooking drinking plans for tomorrow.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:41, Reply)

mmm, christmas pud
I hope my mum has made one. in fact, I hope she made it a year ago, giving it time to develop full awesomeness
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:45, Reply)

My mother does that.
Unfortunately I don't really like it. And I fucking hate Christmas cake too. I can only force mince pies down if they're hot and have cream and/or brandy butter on top.

FASCINATING FACTS ON THE INTERNET.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Dried fruit makes me gag.
I can't stand all these Christmassy fucking puddings with their sultanas and prunes and for fuck's sake just give me some cheesecake!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Hey...
Don't you call Monty that!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:55, Reply)

...particularly in the light of what I've posted below

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:55, Reply)

Hyar hyar

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:18, Reply)

I might skip the goose...
...and go straight to the pudding. Lashings of brandy butter...

...mmmm festive.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Pro: I'm quite happy
Con: I'm so tired I can't feel anything
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:53, Reply)

pro: I'm fucking well tough, me
con: you're a frightful gaylord
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Would you steal from someone with a stutter?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:56, Reply)

In a trice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:56, Reply)

With your tough goth mates?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:57, Reply)

THE VERY SAME.
ON MUSHROOMS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:57, Reply)

You are soooo cool...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Ha haaa!
I'd be surprised if he shows his anonymous features on here again, the cunt.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:55, Reply)

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Pro: It's my last day at work, and I'm going out for my housemate's birthday tonight!
Con: I'm skint until tomorrow.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:56, Reply)

I thought
his birthday was Christmas Day?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:01, Reply)

It is
But he sees his family then, and so we're celebrating a little early.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Pro: I'm off now until tuesday
Con: I haven't wrapped a single thing yet.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Pro - Want some business? £15 for oral
Con - I got 5 years for dealing to kids
( Peej, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:00, Reply)

I have 3 Christmas Dinners coming up in a row
1st: tonight at a posh restaurant with work - Seafood Roulade, North Highlands Roast Beef (the Princes own finest), Chocolate & Lemon Syllabub plus mulled wine and plenty booze.

2nd: Christmas Eve with the mates. Big fucking session, cheap Christmas Turkey at some dive somewhere.

3rd: Christmas Day with the folks. After reading about Vipros trying to convince his mother to have goose, I thought that's a great idea. Turns out my mum was getting goose anyway! Yay!

The great con of the week is that I'm skint and back on the booze. Probably end up getting too drunk and getting into a fight or slipping on ice or something.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Wellllllllllllll.......
Pro: Everything - my life is pretty ace at the moment
Con: I'm at work (and even that's not bad!)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:05, Reply)

Pro: Last full day in the office

Con: I still have work to do...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Pro: Sunny and picturesque pre-Chrimbo scenes
Con: I have so much to do, and there's booze at the other end, so may end up abandoning duties and getting merry.

CHRISTMAS WILL HAVE TO BE CANCELLED!!!

Hope the funeral is bearable dude.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Pro - I'm not hung over despite the booze last night
Con - everything else about the day/month/season. Can somebody wake me up early January when it's all over.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Pro: there are no plans for Susan Boyle to tour
Con: you really wanted to go see her, and try and get back stage to look at her downstairs mix-up
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Con: No trains are running to teh sussex coast so I can't go to my office christmas dinner
Pro: I was in the house when the courier delivered my christmas present from the Mrs.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:09, Reply)