Stop shoving them into my pockets then!!
I know what it is, I'm so irresistible that you have to cover me in Frazzles so I become repulsive. You couldn't trust yourself otherwise.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

But I like frazzles?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Oh em gee
I'm so fucking insulted.
You mean to tell me the Frazzles were the sexual equivalent of your mum putting a pork chop round your neck so that the dog would play with you??
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Look I tried
and your unconscious snoring and grunting just turned me off. Sorry.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:37, Reply)

I bet that's true that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Absolutely
I had your knickers off and everything but it just seemed wrong so I put them back on. Then I thought you might miss them so I took them off and put them back on you again.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:49, Reply)

I had to read that four times.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Did it take you that long to get yourself off?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Nah, I go off like you in a kennel

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:00, Reply)