Fluff . . .
The kitties (Mlle Tonks and M Scrubs) at Chez Legless have had a little photo session tonight.
Scrubs is a black and white show-off, Tonks is white, blue eyed and deaf . . . and not too keen on my camera.

Scrubs has been posing for his shots - profile, full face, belly shot, etc. Tonks has been hiding under the table, in the hopes I will take the horrible flashy thing away.

Photos in the replies.

What has made you smile today?
( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:54, 101 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

where?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:57, Reply)

I can't see them!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Need fluff now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Seriously I've almost finished my apple break

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Great now I'll have to eat these cookies to continue my B3ta break

you made me fat!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:58, Reply)

*Wobbles*
*cries*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:59, Reply)

........
Not cute pics here
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:59, Reply)

MOAR KITTEHS!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Good morning missy
How are you today?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:01, Reply)

I read that as "good morning mimsy"...

Seemed a little personal
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Moi et ma mimsy are on the sofa
About to go and make some chocolates...

How goes you and you as well?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Pretty good

off to pick up a bike for my misses in a bit, I wish I could wrap it and present it on Christmas day, but she might see it in the back of my car on the way down..
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Cover it with a big blanket

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:07, Reply)

I have a Polo
She may guess something is up...

I may give her a bicycle accesory to suggest the presence of an actual bike
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Tell her it's not for her
Say you're minding it for Roy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Roy dieds years ago
of trumpet cancer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:10, Reply)

my dad once played trumpet with Roy
true story

and not a euphemism
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:13, Reply)

I didn't know that...
He was always a great bike decoy too.
Not sure why he was always hanging round with young lads though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:14, Reply)

I've seen her mimsy in real life
*might be a lie*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:05, Reply)

You see it every day
Just befoe you put your knickers on
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:08, Reply)

That's true that.
I gave it a little trim last night :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Bloody rubbish
*puts cock away, zips up*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Links Popular page has a link to 70 cute baby animals to tide you over
EDIT: thedesigninspiration.com/articles/70-cutie-baby-animals-bring-your-a-good-mood/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:00, Reply)

I wish my rat was that docile
but she's hate filled.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Quick, I need fluff.......STAT!

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:01, Reply)

See above ^^^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:01, Reply)

I suspect it was lies
:0(
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Damn them with their heat and figs and fluff

We don't need them we have sleet and gin and bitterness, that's the British way!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Damn them all to hell!

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:05, Reply)

I demand to see Mrs Legless's fluff and not some fluff from a stranger.

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Legless might have someting to say about that request

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Well he can't watch.

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:08, Reply)

it sounds like you to want to have a gawp at her minge

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:07, Reply)

She does

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:14, Reply)

should've guessed
it was BGB after all
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:14, Reply)

She's nothing but a pervy lezzer that BGB

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:16, Reply)

too true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:18, Reply)

*nods*
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Does that include my fluff?
My fluff is nice, and a pale blue colour.

I collect it from my belly button and keep it in a jar
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:08, Reply)

I concur

However I never understand that even if i wore nothing but red clothes the fluff would still be blue!! Where does it come from?!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Heaven
Little angels sneak it into place.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Fucking perverts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:12, Reply)

You're get confused
The little Angels are all sweetness. Its the Tiny Angels that are perverted
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Do tiny angels bring dangle berries?

And attach them to my undercarriage when I'm not looking?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Nope
Thats the mini Angels

I think you need to read up on this subject. your Angel knowledge is well below par
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Cam Down, Calm Down..
The missus isn't that good with the interwebs but she's doing her best. If she gets stuck I'll help her.


If she asks...

So it might be a while.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Photo 1
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( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:03, Reply)

BIGGER FLUFF NEEDED,

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:06, Reply)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:06, Reply)

*spluffs*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:06, Reply)

I can't see the fluff ;0(

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Photo 2 . . . shit there are a lot of you here ! I'm uploading photos slowly . . .

( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Ar Mr. Rover we've been expecting you

You expect me to talk?

No, Mr.Rover we expect you to sit!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Damn You.
Damn you to hell......

When we first got these cats my first thought was:

"As soon as they're big enough I need to get dressed up as Ernst Stavro Blofeld and have some pics taken of me with white-fluff"

You've just spoiled that.



Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Photo 3 . . .

( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:10, Reply)

He's dapper him

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:10, Reply)

They don't look very antipodean.
Where's their pouches?
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:11, Reply)

I heard that they are coming to live in Shepherds Bush?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:12, Reply)

They wear thongs and a singlet all the time
(vest and sandals to all you northern hemisphere people)
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:15, Reply)

My grandad calls them singlets too

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:16, Reply)

You call them "200 grams of roast topside of beef and a small tub of sundried tomatoes in olive oil"

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Ah sometimes I wonder where you end and I begin

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Sometimes we overlap
but sometimes the frazzle crumbs put me off.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Stop shoving them into my pockets then!!
I know what it is, I'm so irresistible that you have to cover me in Frazzles so I become repulsive. You couldn't trust yourself otherwise.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:24, Reply)

But I like frazzles?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Oh em gee
I'm so fucking insulted.
You mean to tell me the Frazzles were the sexual equivalent of your mum putting a pork chop round your neck so that the dog would play with you??
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Look I tried
and your unconscious snoring and grunting just turned me off. Sorry.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:37, Reply)

I bet that's true that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Absolutely
I had your knickers off and everything but it just seemed wrong so I put them back on. Then I thought you might miss them so I took them off and put them back on you again.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:49, Reply)

I had to read that four times.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Did it take you that long to get yourself off?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Nah, I go off like you in a kennel

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Photo 4 . . .
Firefox has crashed on me repeadedly . . . sorry for the slowness :)

White fluff wants us all to bugger off . . .


( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Photo 5 . . .
Tonks in all her glory . . . until she realised the flash is scaaary . . .


( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Dude, you'd better go check
But I think she just gave you cancer...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Hopefully not . . .
but she is the equivalent of an albino, so her eyes look that red even with red-eye reduction on.
( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Can she hear okay?
Only lots of white cats are deaf.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:28, Reply)

^ read up there, numbnuts!!!
She's totally mutton jeff.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Oh fuck off
you can't be nasty to me today I'm really grumpy so you can't expect me to be bothered to read all the posts.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:32, Reply)

I like it when you're grumpy
*scatters Frazzles liberally*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:34, Reply)

I'll give you fucking "frazzles"

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I'll show you my arse

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:46, Reply)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Yay!
Hiya darlink, how goes?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Still half asleep, but I have chocolate, so it's ok :)
How goes it scousebird?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Alright, y'know, alright :)
I am supposed to be making chocolates right now. I will start at 12:15 on the dot.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:55, Reply)

what type of chocolates are you making?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:55, Reply)

A few little batches
White choc mint, milk choc with Failey's*, dark choc with pistacchio, white truffles rolled in crushed hazelnuts, some rocky road bars, and something in the penguin shaped moulds for my mum because she's a penguin.

*Irish Meadow from Iceland.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Deaf as a post . . .
And a little dim - but very cute and affectionate.

We noticed the deafness when we got her home . . . couldn't hear the clapping of a hand, or her food being poured. We don't let her outside. Black fluff on the other hand, longs for the outdoors . . . and the birds.
( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Are you going to be able to let him out or do you live in the middle of Melbourne?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:33, Reply)

It's a she not a he
Fuck's sake...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:35, Reply)

HAHAHA WRONG!
The black one is M Scrubs!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:38, Reply)

*Kirkby kiss*
I've had enough of you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Suburban Melbourne
- better then where we were - Bulleen (old Italians) as opposed to Brunswick (young hoons) . . . she's probably safer inside. She did get stuck outside once, and the poor thing wanted in straight away . . .
Black fluff (Scrubs) can't go outside, in case he leads the white cat astray . . . and I'm not sure he'd stay out too long anyway - doesn't like being away from the foodbowl.


And strictly speaking, they are eunuchs . . .
( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Scrubs is now pondering his online photos . . .
Do I look distinguished enough?
Have they seen my tummy in all its furry glory? Have they seen my regal pose?

Not yet . . . I'll give them one more . . .


( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Have you seen cats regarding cats?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:29, Reply)

No . . .
is it a site?
Google doesn't seem to help me . .
( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Oh may have named it wrong
It's a website trying to get an infinate loop of cats looking at cats on the internet, so you get your cat to look at the website then take a photo and upload it so someone elses cat can look at it.

See makes perfect sense...

EDIT: www.infinitecat.com/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:49, Reply)

It does . . .
as I have two very interested cats now looking at themselves online (especially black fluff, he's the narcisstic one).
( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Right, I think the last photo is apt, as I need to snooze myself
White fluff snoozing next to Legless on the couch


( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:49, Reply)