Not cool.
I went to a candlelit carol service in the park last night and I knew all the words. That's so not cool.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:58, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

We three kings from Albert Square
Selling Ladies underware...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Ooh I like knowing the words
and having a carol-off with the religious zealots
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:02, Reply)

It was like churchy SingStar
and I reckon I hit the golden note for my superb glo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hoooo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hooo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-horia (hosana in excelsis).
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

That was the one that made Nana tut last year
"All right. It's not Songs of Praise you know. It's church."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Is she more of an "In the bleak midwinter" kind of girl?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:09, Reply)

She prefers the way protestants sing
"Ooh, they're much better singers than us. You wanna hear them vicar's wives in St Peters. Our Roota can sing like an Anglican..."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:11, Reply)

sure it wasn't 'the brown note'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:10, Reply)

with my stomach these days, anything is the brown note.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:11, Reply)

St. Andrews park?

I used to live on the corner of Chesterfield and Sommerville roads
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Aye! I'm on North Rd.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I loved Bristol

I can thoroughly recommend two pubs near there The Cadbury and the Farm.

Someone told us you could smoke weed outside thge Cadbury so we did, still not sure if we were supposed to though..
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Everybody smokes weed in the Cadbury, it's practically de rigeur.
Haven't been to the Farm in ages.

I'm spoilt for choice because there are so many pubs within staggering distance.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:11, Reply)

I liked the Farm because you could scratch a pig behind the ears

and then have a pint and a pack of pork scratchings!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:12, Reply)

sounds like my sort of place
haven't been to a weed smoking pub since last time I was in swansea
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

It was also the first place I ever drank Doom Bar
Above the urinals they had chalk boards and chalk so people could graffiti without damaging the walls.

Unfortunately the chalk was always missing so someone had etched into the wall "There's no fucking chalk" slightly undermining the project.

EDIT: The Cadbury
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

my favourite bit of graffiti ever is being slowly eroded
by the tossers in my local who just write their name on stuff over and over again.

The message? Jasper Carrot wants to bum you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:24, Reply)

I knew it!

And that is why I never go to Birmingham!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:31, Reply)