Not sure it counts...
but I recently attempted to make a coffee sponge for my father. It was probably the biggest cooking disaster I have had in my 32 years. Damn thing wouldnt cook, when I showed the recipe to my mum she was shocked that it required 4 eggs.

That's the last time I trust a recipe I get off the internet from someone I dont know.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Did you remember to put it in the oven?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:32, Reply)

I would throw so many sprouts at you if I could

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:34, Reply)

i misunderstood that at first
I thought you meant a kind of bath sponge for coffee or something

new invention time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Cake man
cake
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:35, Reply)

don't mind
if i do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Great! Try my coffee sponge
*dials 9, then another 9, holds thumb on 9 button...*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:41, Reply)

I think I'll become
a cake raiding viking. BEWARE!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Take the coffee sponge
but please spare my christmas cake...TIS A WORK OF ART!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:51, Reply)

YARRRR!
(wait, this viking seems to be pirate influenced, I have no idea what vikings say...something about flat packed furniture?)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:54, Reply)