She's got a shitload of nice middle class presents
from the 'good' side of the family, all waiting bagged up at my house. So when she comes back from Kent weighed down with an enormous mountain of plastic vulgarity she can have some respite.

I'm bitter and a frightful snob and I don't care.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:14, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

nothing wrong with being a frightful snob
it's what sets us apart from the awful proleteriat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:15, Reply)

quite so, dear boy, quite so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:15, Reply)

*high-fives*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:15, Reply)

*chest bumps*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:16, Reply)

I'd fucking "bump his chest"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:30, Reply)

HURRAH!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:41, Reply)