Gold, frankincense and myrrh?
How archaic. What three modern gifts would you give the new messiah?

Also, are you feeling festive, or humbug?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 8:52, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A doll, a drum and a kick up the bum!
And he'd better fuckin appreciate it!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 8:58, Reply)

I can't wait til my brother has kids
A big fuck-off drum is right at the top of their first birthday gift list.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:02, Reply)

str8 up humbug, nigga$

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 8:59, Reply)

Word to ya minty sweets, dog.
Are you seeing the sprog over Christmas?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:00, Reply)

Hopefully mate, hopefully
I haven't seen her for a fortnight because of her charming and well-balanced mother, so if I don't I'll be heartbroken. Sunday, all being well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:07, Reply)

Good luck mate, I hope it comes off for you.
Conversely this is the first Christmas daughter's been with me since her very first Christmas when her mum and I were still together, and she's really excited which is quite contagious.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:10, Reply)

She's got a shitload of nice middle class presents
from the 'good' side of the family, all waiting bagged up at my house. So when she comes back from Kent weighed down with an enormous mountain of plastic vulgarity she can have some respite.

I'm bitter and a frightful snob and I don't care.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:14, Reply)

nothing wrong with being a frightful snob
it's what sets us apart from the awful proleteriat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:15, Reply)

quite so, dear boy, quite so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:15, Reply)

*high-fives*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:15, Reply)

*chest bumps*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:16, Reply)

I'd fucking "bump his chest"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:30, Reply)

HURRAH!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:41, Reply)

mmm
Ipod, credit card and a stab vest would probably be the closest nowadays
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:00, Reply)

Haha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:01, Reply)

Big Trak, Rubik's Cube and the new one from Gary Numan

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:05, Reply)

Argos gift card
can of Lynx Africa
Big Mac
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:13, Reply)

Nice one.
That's a particularly council estate-inspired selection.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:14, Reply)

We 3 Kings of Leyton Orient are

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:17, Reply)

electronically tagged
and out on parole?
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:22, Reply)

pretty much

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Spunk, fags and booze.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:29, Reply)

Right up his arse

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:31, Reply)

Face AIDS, Lambrini and a girls of Hollyoaks fitness DVD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 9:57, Reply)

3 nails + 1 cross = 4giveness
Thanks Jebus!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:04, Reply)

3 books
1) The origin of species - Charles Darwin
2) The God delusion - Richard Dawkins
3) The B3ta book of sick jokes (he's gonna need a good laugh after the 1st 2 books)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Looks like you actually put some thought into that!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:16, Reply)

What did you expect me to do? Some work?
:D
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Vibrator
Shipping forecast CD.
Collar with a bell on for Catface.

We are talking about CHCB here, aren't we?



May be an obscure reference for some of the noobs. Sorry.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 10:39, Reply)