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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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and he had a plump German sausage hanging out of the front of his pants and he would look all embarrassed and you could raise one eyebrow at him and he would struggle to get his trousers back up, but the crotch would catch on the sausage and it would fall out and land on the floor of the tube just as the doors opened and someone would walk onto the train and stand on it and he would be all like "Ach Mein Gott! Du Hast Trodden ont mein Wurst!" and then he would run off all red faced and sweaty and the train would all cheer and then pick you up and carry you through the town and there would be ticker tape and all teh young men of the village would be lining up to perform the ceremonial jizzing on your awesome norks.
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