I said "You wouldn't..."
and he said "Er, WHO drew the moustache on Princess Diana on Nana's sideboard?"
I'll give him that. He doesn't wimp out. And Nana was hard. Like Bender. Just like Bender.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's brilliant
Mocking Di is like a red rag to a pensioner.

*edit* and the moustache is obviously a tribute to the work of Marcel Duchamps as well.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:30, Reply)

We wiped it off before she saw
My dad has got a clicky jaw because of Nana's right-hook.
Even when she was ill she still had arms like hams.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:32, Reply)

please tell me it was a Hitler 'tache....
Double-pensioner-offence in one easy payment
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:32, Reply)

It was, but Nana was half German
Can you imagine if she'd seen??
It was bad enough when Alive Nana said to her once "You know, Mag, you're a proper fraulein."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Half German?
Even better. I would be tempted to just take the beating to please the comedy gods.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:40, Reply)