i was wondering why nobody was replying to this.....
b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post599021

Then IO realise it was the wrong message board
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 23:13, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh Gonz
All you need is practice.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 23:19, Reply)

I hope to g.o.d.
that that post is true! :D
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 23:39, Reply)

I had a lovely young lady throw up on me in a cab once.
Amazingly we convinced the cab driver not to fine us the traditional 100 quid vom tax by pointing out that I'd caught it all in the crotch of my jeans.
Strangely, I didn't kiss her goodnight.
Or ever again.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 25 Dec 2009, 4:01, Reply)