I'd say get a miniature size version of whichever breed you fancy, but I know how you are with the schnauzers
Time to move house and get a tiny outhouse just for catface, so he wont feel out of place
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

There's a five year plan
where at the end of it we move to the country and keep chickens (his idea) and grow vegetables (my idea) and then I'm going to get a whole pack of dogs, see if I don't!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Sounds like a mighty fine plan :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Like the Good Life!
ish
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:45, Reply)

I shall move next door and be Margo.
I'd be good at that.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Will you invite us over for cocktails?
And give us disapproving looks when we get a new pig?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:50, Reply)

Of course.
And I shall wear glorious 1970s clothes and say things like 'frightful'.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:52, Reply)

But what the hell will Gonz do without you? I doubt they have many Asda's and Subway's in the countryside

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:56, Reply)