Should I watch Day of the Triffids tonight?
or will I be disappointed by the BBC massively missing the point?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:50, 61 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Will it clash with Hollyoaks?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:53, Reply)

Superb name, dear.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:59, Reply)

Thank you !
I'm cooking again tonight, asapagous/pea/prawn rissotto.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:04, Reply)

interesting combination!
I'd quite like some asparagus but I've not much money this week, sad times, etc.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:06, Reply)

DAMN YOU OBAMA ! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SORT OUT YOUR PEOPLE !
I think it's working, kindda, first time I've really cooked with rice.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:31, Reply)

Oh god, it's really really really good.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:50, Reply)

Oh man, I've just realised, I like cooking, but I don't like eating.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:23, Reply)

Open a restaurant

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:36, Reply)

if you're not interested in the first five minutes switch it to phineas and ferb

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:03, Reply)

Woo, binlady, I was going to post this very question!
Gonz, I made that chicken in stilton sauce thingy. I took photos so I'll send you them later with my vague method.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:49, Reply)

Awesome !
Was it nice?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Gorgeous
But if I had a few guests I'd do a more subtle cheese with the sauce. I like it strong but some people hate Stilton.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:04, Reply)

Yeh, well fuck them.

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Fuck them in the bellybutton with a load of Stilton?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:16, Reply)

Yes, go on - be disappointed.
I just watched 'The Last House on the Left' because it was allegedly scary, with twists and turns.
Yeh. Right.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:14, Reply)

Have fun last night, comrade?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:17, Reply)

I did indeed.
The guestual highlights included Al's sister, some sausage rolls and a Jack Russell puppy.
Never have chipsticks at Al's house, though.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:25, Reply)

I'm having trouble seeing anything but 'Jack Russell puppy' there...
And to be honest, after the Frazzles incident, I wouldn't be in the same room as Al and corn snacks.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:31, Reply)

It's alright if Mrs Al is there. She will smack him down with grace and skill.
Oh bloody hell, that puppy was beautiful.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Are you sure she's real, and it wasn't just Al in her clothes?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:43, Reply)

I'm sure.
She's gorgeous.

And so's she:

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:53, Reply)

Oh it's deffo not him then
Were there any... you know... 'i' things?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:57, Reply)

No, but I think there were wii things...

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Awwww what's the dog called?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Rocco

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:24, Reply)

I think PJM wants to have lots of puppy babies with Chickenlady
I swear he said that she was beautiful at least 4 times
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:28, Reply)

Did someone say Jack Russell puppy?

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Oh Biscuit I love you!!
How you get designed so one ear is brown and one is white??? Your'se so clever at being cute.
And hi Benji, you're lovely too, it's just, you know, baby animals and that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:00, Reply)

She drove us crazy all Christmas chewing everything in sight.
She kept appearing with fluff in her mouth and we couldn't find where it was coming from. We finally found a puppy toy which had been ripped apart under the snooker table.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:03, Reply)

At least it wasn't the sofa
Or your shoes
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Shoes are kept out of reach and a padded chair has already fallen foul of her tiny razor teeth.
She's like that cenobite in Hellraiser that's all teeth.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Wait! Why not?
I ate some of those chipsticks...
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:05, Reply)

If I know Al,
then they came out of someone's back pockets.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:08, Reply)

If I know Al.
They came from someone's underpants.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:12, Reply)

I'm pretty sure the puppy only started licking them after you'd gone

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:13, Reply)

The puppy was so cute I wouldn't have begrudged the puppy salivia mingled with the crunchy goodness of the crisps.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:20, Reply)

You were safe, though.
The puppy licked them between your departure from the table and Al's arrival.
Only PJM knew, but he said nothing. Until later.
By then, it was too late for Al.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:25, Reply)

sniggers

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:27, Reply)

That's his punishment for totally neglecting us
while he talked to all those other people to try and pretend he has real friends.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:28, Reply)

Oh come on, I saw money changing hands at the door more than once. They were clearly paid actors

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Plus he had to ply them with drink so they'd laugh at his "jokes"

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:30, Reply)

That's not so much a couple of gins worth
as bordering on liver cancer levels.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:31, Reply)

I doubt anyone would've really minded unless she managed to vomit all over the bowl!
You missed her taking herself to bed though. She just got too tired and wandered over to her bed in the corner and flopped out :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Awww!
I am so working on Operation Can I Have A Puppy Oh Can I Oh Can I Please Oh I Promise I'll Take Good Care Of It.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Go for broke and adopt a leonburger or a wolfhound
In for a penny and all that.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:30, Reply)

You could just go and get one...

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:30, Reply)

yeah, but I'm so right-on and fair and caring.
We don't have a garden, just a front courtyardy thing, though we live really close to a big park. It'd be too cruel to keep a dog of a reasonable size cooped up in the house.

Edit: I have no problem keeping a bloke of below average size cooped up in the house.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Then it's not a new dog you should be batting those eyelids for,
it's a new fucking house.
Put that little bleeder to work - it's good for him.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:35, Reply)

I'd say get a miniature size version of whichever breed you fancy, but I know how you are with the schnauzers
Time to move house and get a tiny outhouse just for catface, so he wont feel out of place
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:36, Reply)

There's a five year plan
where at the end of it we move to the country and keep chickens (his idea) and grow vegetables (my idea) and then I'm going to get a whole pack of dogs, see if I don't!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Sounds like a mighty fine plan :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Like the Good Life!
ish
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:45, Reply)

I shall move next door and be Margo.
I'd be good at that.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Will you invite us over for cocktails?
And give us disapproving looks when we get a new pig?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:50, Reply)

Of course.
And I shall wear glorious 1970s clothes and say things like 'frightful'.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:52, Reply)

But what the hell will Gonz do without you? I doubt they have many Asda's and Subway's in the countryside

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:56, Reply)

Well I watched it
and really wished I hadn't.

They arse raped the book.
Nothing of the original story or tension.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:34, Reply)

Got bored
Wish I'd watched Not the Nine O' Clock News.
Forgot to tape it too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:38, Reply)

I watched An Englishman in New York.
I have a thing for Quentin Crisp.

He reminds me of me. Witty, individual and emotionally stunted.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:51, Reply)

Cracking tits, flapper bob...
that him, yeah?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Not the Nine o'Clock news is on right now
Not as funny as I remember.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:56, Reply)