I had an impulse buy and spent £195 on a pottery plaque so that I have an heirloom to leave my family when I die.
I have no children to remember me, so some distant future relative can say it was handed down to her and I will be remembered that way. It's a small price to pay for immortality.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:05, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

hOW DRUNK WERE YOU AT THE TIME?
CAPS LOCK GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:06, Reply)

I was sober and actually in a real life shop and not on-line.
This makes it all the more weirder.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:10, Reply)

is it
a rude plaque? erottery!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Nope! it's pretty.


Just found it on the internet and realised I could have got it 25% cheaper : (
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Would you have bought it if you had seen it on tinternet
It looks like something you have to see to want
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Fuckin hell Beegie
Your nieces and nephews are gonna spit on your grave! It's not money and it doesn't DO anything!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:46, Reply)

It's a future antique.
A hundred years from now it will be on the antiques roadshow.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Well just make sure you spoil the kids now
Just in case
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Looks like a twat.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:04, Reply)

I don't think
it looks like you at all
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:09, Reply)

The picture does a bit too !
ZING !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:09, Reply)

I think I might give up,
I'm not going to top that reply today.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Keep it up, you never know what'll happen !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:21, Reply)

So YOU'RE the person who buys that kind of thing.
I thought everyone else who buys that sort of thing had passed on at 90 years old.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:09, Reply)

£195 for immortality is a fucking bargain.
Did you get it in the sales?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Nope!
I don't go shopping in the Christmas sales. Too many fucking people about.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:11, Reply)

I'd quite like something weird and creepy as my heirloom
I may chop off my hand before I die and get it mumified.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Durrrr
Boobs???
I would SO have my boobs mummified, as should Clendsmobile and Beebiejeebie.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:23, Reply)

Ok that's proper weird
*backs away from the weird boob chopping off nutter*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Ok, go chop off your hand
And boil yer 'ead while yer there!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:27, Reply)

I'll chop off your hand
Yeah how you like that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:36, Reply)

I'd laugh
and lick the stump
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Everytime I read your sig
I add Gromit to the end of it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:39, Reply)

I made you do that.
I'm controlling your miiiind.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Oh dear
we're all in trouble now
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:41, Reply)

you paid to get the plague?
tsk, some people will do anything to get away from relatives at christmas.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:11, Reply)

What exactly does it say on the plaque?
"Fucking remember me or I will haunt your sorry arses, you breeding little fucks!"?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:21, Reply)