It just makes me feel like Monty and Noel should continue with their civil partnership...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Actually
I got a very saucy text from an extremely fit Polish girl on Xmas Day. She's 15 years younger than me so there's no future in it, but I am sorely tempted to have a physically rewarding dalliance with her.

But I am in self-imposed celibacy mode at the moment - women have been the cause of all my life's woes - and I am surprising myself when I say I'm really not that bothered.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Yeah, steer clear mate
I only really want it with someone when I'm with someone.
Every time I get it from someone I'm not with (even if it was 'amazing'), within hours I'm thinking either "Leave, you disgust me..." or "Leave, *I* disgust me..."

It int worf it. God gave us hands.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:45, Reply)

*Sighs*
I know you're right. She is very attractive in an Eastern-European slutty way, though, and EXTREMELY complimentary about me.

It's very flattering to know I've 'still got it'.

Luckily for me she doesn't know that when I say 'it', I mean 'genital herpes'....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Haha
Yeah, as long as you know you wouldn't run short if you wanted somw, then you're better off refusing til your head can be bothered.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Could you package her up and post her to me?
I could do with some dalliance.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:46, Reply)

No problem
Gaz me your address.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:51, Reply)