Ok, without being a dismal bitch.....
'cos we all know I've been dismal the last two years and Xmas wasn't exactly the best.
I am determined to make everything positive in 2010. Will you guys help me online?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 7:30, 51 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So you've had a tough year.
Bounce back. Be stronger more and resilient. Take life as it comes. Open yourself up to new opportunity.

I appreciate your optimism but don't be 'determined to make everything positive in 2010' - you'll be disappointed when something negative you can't control comes along and bites you on the arse.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 8:43, Reply)

I just want
to have a good year. I'm asking for help from the interwebs....that's how low it is...
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 8:47, Reply)

And I'm trying to offer a little.
Having a better life is more than just positive thinking. It's also about your environment, the people you share your time with, your job and your self-esteem.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 8:50, Reply)

I just want it to
be better. Being here or back home isn't going to make any of it better. I guess I just don't know how to function as a real person.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 8:54, Reply)

Ditch the cunt of a bloke and his cowbag daughter.
Ditch your bitch friends and those who put you down. Try to find your independence and motivation for improving yourself. Quick, before I start sounding like Paul McKenna!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 8:58, Reply)

What you said.
I just wish I could.

Anyway, this thread is about me being better in 2010!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Hey Noel - like the full stop!
Wotcha Lu (and everyone else)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 9:33, Reply)

Cheers old boy.
How were your last few days? Did you or your brother disgrace yourselves?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Disappointing news, old chap.
Not a fucking sausage: we behaved perfectly well the whole time. My brother did let rip a loud and extremely pungent fart during Chirstmas dinner, but there was no vomiting or drug-related breakdowns at all. Must try harder.

How was it with you daughter on the big day? Fucking ace, I'll be bound.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Oh man, it was great.
The clothes I bought her to wear Christmas day were too bloody small so that fucked that, but she was happy and eloquent and great company. We got fed and watered and gifted-up and delivered home content. So year, it kicked ass! Glad to hear you got to spend with with your little'n too.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Grand. Most pleased for you both.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 9:57, Reply)

You two going on make me feel like I want to get my own daughter.

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Hmmmm.
Should we use this power for good, or evil?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Wotcha mate.
I have to say that despite the awful, awful shit, court and massive expense, I wouldn't not have my daughter for anything.

I was the most un-child-wanting man on earth until I had one.

Go on - nick one from a hospital, see if you like it. You can always return it if not...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Nah! the feeling doesn't last long, thank God.
Luckily the desire to be able to fornicate in any room of the house at the drop of a hat overpowers any maternal urges.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Is that purely theoretical
or are you GETTING SOME COCK now?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:14, Reply)

No and I doubt I ever will again but it's the theory that it could happen which is important.

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:43, Reply)

It just makes me feel like Monty and Noel should continue with their civil partnership...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Actually
I got a very saucy text from an extremely fit Polish girl on Xmas Day. She's 15 years younger than me so there's no future in it, but I am sorely tempted to have a physically rewarding dalliance with her.

But I am in self-imposed celibacy mode at the moment - women have been the cause of all my life's woes - and I am surprising myself when I say I'm really not that bothered.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Yeah, steer clear mate
I only really want it with someone when I'm with someone.
Every time I get it from someone I'm not with (even if it was 'amazing'), within hours I'm thinking either "Leave, you disgust me..." or "Leave, *I* disgust me..."

It int worf it. God gave us hands.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:45, Reply)

*Sighs*
I know you're right. She is very attractive in an Eastern-European slutty way, though, and EXTREMELY complimentary about me.

It's very flattering to know I've 'still got it'.

Luckily for me she doesn't know that when I say 'it', I mean 'genital herpes'....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Haha
Yeah, as long as you know you wouldn't run short if you wanted somw, then you're better off refusing til your head can be bothered.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Could you package her up and post her to me?
I could do with some dalliance.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:46, Reply)

No problem
Gaz me your address.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:51, Reply)

You want one of mine?
CHEAP?
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 13:15, Reply)

Go and get a bloody counsellor and stop complaining on here.
They get paid to listen to you and they do help. It's too easy to sit here in front of the screen and ask help from strangers. Yeah we've all been through the grinder and have life experiences but you need to get off your ass and do something positive instead of relying on us to make you feel better. It won't happen overnight and it may not happen next year but it will happen.


As Yaz sang, 'the only way is up baby'.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 9:58, Reply)

You'll only have a decent year if you make it decent.
That's what I plan to do, fuck all the bad shit, time to take this bad boy on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:22, Reply)

THIS!!
Bad attracts bad.
Forget your troubles, come on, get happy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:27, Reply)