He's only happy when he has a drink on the go
and is looking terribly unwell - grey-skinned, bloated and just fucking ILL. There is a problem.

I drink like a fucking fish but I don't need it to feel OK about myself.

PS you aren't the 'Stu J' who used to DJ in Southampton back in the day are you? If you are, you're a fat bender and you were shit on t'decks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 13:27, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Then it's his choice.
And no. Never even been a DJ.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 Dec 2009, 13:30, Reply)

You may still be a fat bender though - better check

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 13:32, Reply)

I'm still not going to bum you.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 Dec 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Oh go on
It's been AGES.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 13:43, Reply)

hog tie him and haul him to the doctor

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 13:32, Reply)