Can I get a bit of advice please?.....
You see, I've run up a few debts to verious companys, the electricty board, the telephone company and the credit card.

I also started uni last year, but it's not going well, I'm not quite acadamic enough and I'm far to lazy. Trouble is, I know if I leave, I'd be bored, so I would like something to do during the day.

What do you recomend I do?

I just fancied a bit of attention, that's all. Let's talk about how great I am.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:15, 40 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You're Great.
How's that for you?
(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)

How many kidneys have you got?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:17, Reply)

What's normal? I think I've got that amount.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I'm curently playing the "facebook relationship game"
which I just invented, it basically involves me looking at my friends relationship status to see if they're going out with anyone.
It's fun!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)

ooohhh, I didn't know she was gay.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)

I've also just said to myself,
"Fuck, he's done well for himself"
and
"She must have a nice personality"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)

At least you're looking at males too
Just females would have made you a poive.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Yep, I'm looking at the males to see if their girlfriends are fit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:34, Reply)

But you're not planning on stealing them...
Are you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:35, Reply)

No which is a shame,
if I didn't have any morals about that sort of thing I might get more sex.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:36, Reply)

There is one I would steal though
he's dull and she's nice. He's taking her to the panto tomorrow even though she hates pantos. That's shit boyfriending.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Maybe he loves panto
and she's doing a bit of good girlfriending
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:46, Reply)

If he loves panto he should be looking for a boyfriend.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:54, Reply)

He should dump that Zero and get herself a Hero.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:50, Reply)

I've decided that I'm not allowed to talk to girls anymore.
I get better chances of some nookie that way.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)

They'll just break your heart gonz,
they're nothing but snakes with tits.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:26, Reply)

I fail to see the downside right now

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I object
On the internet
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Look gonz,
they're argumentative too.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:38, Reply)

You ask anyone who knows me if I'm a snake with tits.
You fucker
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Can you do the rap bit from TLC's No Scrubs ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:45, Reply)

No :(
But I can do the rap from Can't Get it Back by Miss-Teeq
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:46, Reply)

*Spotifys*
Oh man, this is some great early 00ing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:50, Reply)

I love that rap
Spotifying it now, but it's also on my walkman.
URGH, make sure it's the radio edit and not the american version!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Tidy your bedroom.
That'll fill up a year or so and make you feel better.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)

SHUT IT UP AND BITE AND USE MY CATCHPHRASE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)

You're only tetchy because I'm right.

( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Yeah', well, well, yeah', yeah', well, yeah', yeah'..... IS YOUR ESSAY FINISHED?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Didn't like THAT one, didya' ? HA !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:29, Reply)

No, it's not finished because it's not due to be finished yet.
I'm trying to break with the tradition of composing an entire essay in the few hours before it's due to be handed in.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:35, Reply)

So, in reality, It's not done yet?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:45, Reply)

It's pointless arguing with you.
I shall just cancel future visits to Southgate to make my life easier.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Sad Times =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

You've love Subway and I hate Subway.
We're DOOMED.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:10, Reply)

THAI FOODZ !
It's like posh chinese.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Oh man, you're totally screwed
you should consolidate your debts into one monthly payment, leave uni and INVADE POLAND!

INCREASE YOUR LEBENSTRAUM TODAY
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

*Claps like a mong*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)

*waits for Chompy to start doing the same*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I don't understand this joke.
This makes me happy.

Hey Gonzy you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Gonzy *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
Hey Gonzy *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)