How dreary
and unoriginal. But my new year resolution for 2010 will be a continuation/improvement of what's been happening in the latter half of 2009 - that is - eat more healthily, do more exercise, avoid booze and hence save money. Oh and get a new motherfucking job.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

and change your name to a character
from Celtic mythology? He was Finn Mac Cool in my books as a boy, though.

Good Xmas?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 10:55, Reply)

I changed my name to some Christmassy bullshit
that didn't really work. Then I could never really remember it and got pissed off. So alas, my name is actually taken from a lead character from a book written by a legendary local man, Neil Gunn. No relation to me despite the name.

Christmas was fantastic - 3 christmas dinners (one beef, one goose, one turkey) not on the same night of course, and I've broken all the rules in my book by drinking a shitload. No chemicals though which is good. I also didn't make a complete cunt of myself and met up with loads of mates who now live elsewhere.

Was Santa good to you?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:05, Reply)

He was a fucking cunt.
That's not actually true. My sister took a photo of my daughter and had it put onto wood-mounted canvas which is very, very nice indeed. I had a beef Xmas dinner on the actual day, round my sister's, then a regular Turkey number on Boxing Day.

All in all it was pretty darn good thanks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Sounds smashing
have a good new year, don't abuse too much substances!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:36, Reply)

At the moment I think I'll be babysitting
so I shall be spending my time with The Gruffalo, rather wrestling my demons...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Who are/were you before you were Finn?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Started off as
The Dirty Weeker
Abbreviated to TDW
then the awful: The Dirty Christmas Treeker
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Oh I knows you now
Alright
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:36, Reply)

I'm glad to be recognised!
Now caress my ego!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:38, Reply)

I just caressed it
Nothing happened.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:42, Reply)

I have an appointment with the Doctor for that

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:46, Reply)

"I'm sorry. This has never happened before"
"It's me, not you"


*cries, flaccid ego in hand*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 11:59, Reply)

*realises there's no point attempting to massage ego any further*
Arranges a 'girls night out'...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:02, Reply)