Dan Brown probably thinks that his books are shit because of a conspiracy against his writing talent.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That, or he goes:
"Well, there's another pile of money to add to the coffers. What shall I write about next? Erm. Oh, sod it, some pile of old bollocks, the proles will lap it up."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:54, Reply)

The man is a fucking peasant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:44, Reply)

i suspect there must be some conspiracy somewhere
otherwise, how were so many sold?

I worked with a guy who was a dick and wrote similar crap. I read about 2 sentences in the proof copy, the sentences went on for ages and were full of big words used inappropriately.

I keep meaning to write a book, but having standards is a hinderance
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:57, Reply)