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Annoying JinglesThe last time I listened to Essex FM was about 1997. And yet today, entirely unbidden, I have the Supreme-O-Glaze jingle in my head.
What annoying jingles will stay with you forever?
(EDIT: Close second for me is webuyanycar.com)
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:08,
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'Washing machines live longer with Calgon'aAAAArggghhhhhHHhhHHH
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:10,
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*firebombs Calgon*It's the only way.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:14,
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Duh-bell meentrefreshes your breath - NATCH RA LEEEEEEE
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:12,
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Another favouriteI said more McAin - MORE McCAIN!!!!
(It's a pizza perfectionnnnnnn)
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:13,
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ahhhhwaffley versatile
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:15,
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it's the sort of thingwhich runs on repeat in your head when you have insomnia
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:24,
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If you have ever had a penchant for stimulantsthen you will have experienced this but magnified many times over.
Must....sleep....got work in four hours......WAFFLEY VERSATIIIILE...
RINSE AND REPEAT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:27,
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ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM...ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM...
heeeey zoomzoomzoom!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:13,
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fucking cod-African BOLLOCKS(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:14,
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I get facepunchy with thatand you know how rare that is
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:21,
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there must be a companythat specialises in bad double glazing windows.
Now I have Signal Radio's "wilma, wilma windows..dum dum" in my head
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:14,
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'Trebor mints are a minty-bit stronGERRRRRR''Give 'em a lift (oo-ooh) with Cook-eeeeeennn'
My brain is jammed full of this God-awful shite.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:17,
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My nickname for years was Suzy!Can't think why though...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:20,
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stick 'em up yer bumand it makes 'em last longer!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:22,
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Auto Glass repairAuto Glass replace.
FUCK OFF!!!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:19,
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^ the stuff of nightmares. Truly disturbing.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:20,
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Cook, cook cook, cook-abilitythat's the beauty of gas
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:19,
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A fingerofudge is just-enough...to make me kill again.
As kids we were baffled by what was commonly understood to be a reference to 'peppery goodness'. Eh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:19,
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Cadbury goodnessIt's one of your five a day is Cadbury goodness
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:45,
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We have the power to heeeelp yooooooouWHO WAS THAT??? Manweb?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:20,
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It's not really a jingle, but:IDOT PARENT: Who will look after my childrens dental care?
HORRIBLE SOCK PUPPET: Hey! S A!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:20,
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Moooooonpig dot com.Grrr.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:20,
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Hahaha just when you think she's finished she says it again!(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:22,
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*sharpens spear*'I say old bean, do you know where I can find AN EMERGENCY SURGEON TO REMOVE THIS PILUM FROM MY OESOPHAGUS?'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:22,
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now that oneis a pop classic
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:23,
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I'm totally regestering www.Moooooonpig.com and directing it to your b3ta profile.You know, if I was inclined to do that sort of thing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:24,
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I'm proud of myselfI've failed /talk.
I think I'm more of a /talker than anything else now :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:25,
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I love you!But /talk is funny.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:28,
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Shouldda made someone your bitch on your first day, newbie mistake that one.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:29,
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where I come from moonpig is a term for an exceptionally ugly woman(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:42,
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pizza in the mornin', pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime...when pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza anytimemmmmm....pizza
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:22,
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There's millions of toys all under one roof, it's toys-r-us, toys-r-us, toys-r-us !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:24,
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*cough* is it not'Millions and Jeffrey all under one roof'????
That's not fucking English
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:29,
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I _knew_ the word jeffery was in there somewhere, I just couldn't place it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:30,
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i thought it was"millions, says Geoffrey"
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:30,
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But then they don't mention toys."There's millions", says geoffery, "all under one roof", it's toys-are-us toys-are-us toys-are-us !
Millions of what?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:36,
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Millions of ghastly prolesbuying their grotty little children vulgar plastic choking-hazard SHIT that will be in the bin by New Years Day.
/snobbery
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:41,
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perhaps its a cluegeoffrey is in fact a billionaire who has secreted his fortune somewhere under that one roof
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:47,
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I reckon our Jeffersis some kind of UBER-PAEDO.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:59,
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making his millionsfrom selling childrens' teeth
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:01,
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TO THE CHINESE FOR THEIR EVIL MEDICINE....(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:15,
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medicine for poisoningthe mentally ill!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:17,
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It's' "There's millions", says Geoffery,"all under one roof".(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:31,
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I'm still gonna slay me some JeffreyLong-necked spotty fucking GAYLORD.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:33,
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wear his bloody neckas a scarf
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:39,
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iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna grow up, I'm a toys-r-us kid, there's a million toys to chose from that I can play with(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:32,
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this threadis beginning to hurt
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:27,
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You buy one, you get one free, I said you buy one you get one freeCall 0800 106 107 NOOOOOOOOWWWW!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:27,
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Oh god that's a winner.I say ya buuuy one, ya get one free!
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF! I really hope that guy is the guy that owns safestyle, otherwise there's an actor out there who knows that that advert was his moment in the sun.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:39,
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i can't imaginefinishing that, standing back and going "yes, that is good, time to give it to the world"
Same with most pop song writers and Dan Brown
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:48,
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Dan Brown probably thinks that his books are shit because of a conspiracy against his writing talent.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:53,
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That, or he goes:"Well, there's another pile of money to add to the coffers. What shall I write about next? Erm. Oh, sod it, some pile of old bollocks, the proles will lap it up."
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:54,
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The man is a fucking peasant.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:44,
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i suspect there must be some conspiracy somewhereotherwise, how were so many sold?
I worked with a guy who was a dick and wrote similar crap. I read about 2 sentences in the proof copy, the sentences went on for ages and were full of big words used inappropriately.
I keep meaning to write a book, but having standards is a hinderance
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:57,
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If I ever meet him I'm going to kick that cunt in the voicebox.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:40,
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All that chocolate
and all that chew..
they're right for you
the reisin chocolate chew
there's always a reason
to count on you!
there's always a reason
FOR THE CHOCOLATE CHEW
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:27,
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Compare the Meercatis an example of Memetic Mutation gone wrong. The original advert was fairly good. Now introducing stuffed toys and OMGLOLmerchandise? It's an advert for a price comparison site. Meerkats are awesome. The two things have little connection, apart from meerkat and market being homophones in a dodgy Russian accent.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:28,
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Anyone mentioned the gay exchange yet?0891 FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY
Not that I ever dialled that no way sir, nonono...
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:28,
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089127 27 27 WOO!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:29,
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Hah, yeah.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:30,
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Hahahthere was a bloke on that ad doing the most bizarre dance I've ever seen, with his arms crossed at the wrist in front of his groin.
We found this utterly hilarious - and the dance became known as 'exchanging'. We would surreptitiously start doing it at one another in nightclubs. I think we were taking far too many drugs in those days.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:31,
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The guy in the background?Did he not have Weights or something. I think I know exactly who you mean! The muscly gay bastard!
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:32,
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Just to his right - see link below(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:47,
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I remember him and used to do his dance too!and I've never had ze drugz
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:33,
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You can't beat a bit of 'exchanging' of a night out.HAHAHAHAH YESSSS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5hamvk7ZA&feature=related
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:35,
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA*imagine Charles I 'exchanging'*
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:40,
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I can't stop watching it.EDIT I really can't. I think I've 'turned'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:43,
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HAHA!Great linkage - I knew that dancer was in the background somewhere. A great dance that will ahem "come out" at New Year!
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:27,
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I'd like to buy the world a Coke...Actually no, that's Monty's theme song isn't it?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:34,
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Is it fuck. I ain't sharing, nigga...(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:36,
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I _hate_ " 'ello moto"(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:39,
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mild greenhairy lip squid
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:39,
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I'm sorry if it makes me a frightful racistbut the 'fried onion rings' chap used to have us in fucking stitches.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:42,
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Ohm, and that whole Muller advert where they rip off 'Hair' except they make about Yoghurt.Fucking, fucking, fucking watery twats.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:44,
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Here:www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZZAvA5_PFs
OK, so it's a Nina Simone song (I Got Life) but it's used in Hair.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:49,
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oh! hair the musicalI thought you meant real yogurt hair
yes, that is fucking annoying - SING IN TUNE YOU BASTARDS!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:51,
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Yoghurt Hair?Is that when it's gone off?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:55,
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possiblyor it's another made up condition you'll need a product for:
"embarrassed by yogurt hair? then you need..." etc.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:02,
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Like a kind of yoghurt Immac?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:47,
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Or GO COMPARE GO COMPARETake's his twirly tache and sticks it up his bum.
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hopefully he's died from that bout of swine flu he had(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:52,
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AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany old iron ,any old iron, any any any old iron
its gotta be right with hammerite on iron, on iron
stick it onn your drain pipe, alright!
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If rusty railings give you heart failingson iron on iron
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:48,
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They drink it in the CongoUm Bongo, Um Bongo *insert name of spacker friend* is a MONGO
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Hey, just chill out and start 'exchanging'Everyone else is!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:48,
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If you're sat around at homee, make new friends on the telephone!(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:53,
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I'm off to the pics soon so you'll be spared.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:56,
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I have to say, I didn't realise the hell I would unleash.OR DID I? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:49,
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I regularly turn the tv over when the ads come on.If I don't, I turn it almost all the way down so I can't hear their bloody incessant salesmongering. Daughter went to her friend's house yesterday and told me 'I was expecting them to turn the tv down when the ads came on but they didn't. They were so loud noone was speaking.'
Virgin 1 have the loudest ads. Fact.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:49,
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Woooooooooooooooooooaaaaah BODDY FORMBoddyform for YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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It's good tune,but it's not very good for 'exchanging' to.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:02,
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Have you tried?Well, let's try again.
*dons posing pouch*
*exchanges*
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Hey! You're right, girlfriend!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:17,
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Bright as sno-ow, teeth that glo-owNew, new Gleam! For a smile that'll make you smile...
Ten internet points to whomever knows what that's from.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:55,
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Anyone have MTV Europe in the early 90s?Nul nul eins, acht nul eins, funf sechs drei, neun neun neun neun!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:55,
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Hitlist Germany,when pronounced with a very strong German accent, was utterly brilliant.
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like Dajve Birkinus from Nathan Barley(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:08,
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I wish I was in Greenall Whitley landWhere hearts are warm, and beer is cool.
The friends I've left behind,
Perhaps they'll think of me, as I think of you.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:56,
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:59,
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Oh dear, I'd forgotten"If you liiiiiiike a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our Club!"
How about the brilliantly sinister pasty advert from the early 90s?
"You know when the hunger strikes 'cause the Ginster men in their nice white coats will take your hunger away, haha, hehe, hoho..."
Buy our pasties, you'll be kidnapped by creepy midgets in lab coats and bundled into the back of a van, never to be seen again...
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Sound of frostys hitting my plate!It's a bowl duh.
Also known from Charlie B
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Those ads had me pissing myself.Particularly when some wag started an internet rumour that that massively irritating boy had tragically died.
I thought it was 'graaa-ate'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:03,
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Mister Soooooft, won't you tell me why the world in which you're living is sooo strange?ARGH EVERYTHING IS MADE OUT OF SOFTMINTS!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:00,
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and he walks into the lampost but it doesn't hurt!(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:02,
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i was surprised to learnthat that was a real song before advertising
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:03,
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.www.youtube.com/watch?v=89sPfrnTagY
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:10,
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Have you lot seen "The 'yes' dance" ? It's the gayest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4pc--rl8QY&feature=related
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:03,
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It's official.The 'Yes Dance' is the gayest thing ever, ever in the history of the world, ever.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:05,
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Right I'm taking my nephew to the pictures and for tapasBut I'll leave you with this...
THEEEY'RE TASTY, TASTY, VERY VERY TASTY, THEY'RE VERY TASTY!!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:03,
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He was also in the 'coffee percolator' advertwhere the wife makes choking noises to pretend they're using the machine.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:07,
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OKAYBYEBYELOVEYOUBYEBYELATERSBYEBYE(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:13,
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ANDYOU CAN'T GET BETTER THAN A KWIK FIT FITTER, THEY'RE THE BOYS TO TRUST! *jump*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:04,
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Do the Shake 'n' Vac, and put the freshness back!Do the Shake 'n' Vac, and put the freshness back!
When your carpet smells fresh, your room does too,
Everytime you vacuum, remember what to do!
Do the Shake 'n' Vac, and put the freshness back!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:04,
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have you twobeen listening to that snuff album flibbedydibbedydob?
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BASTARDO!I can't do the Shake N' Vac. I have no carpets. SADFACE.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:07,
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It's gonna be alright with Hammerite, stick it on yer drainpipe, ALRIGHT!(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:06,
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Bumholes.And you got the whole lyric.
*bows down*
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:12,
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why thankee sirto be honest i can't remember much from the 80s apart from random shit stuff like that!
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I can't help but notice one horrible advert which is missing...Oh if your lawn is a farce
weeds are a right pain in the grass
simply shake this on and in a week...
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUHHHHHHH
Cheer up evergreen
makes it lush and green
its the easy peasy way to
get the lawn of your dreams
*cries*
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"the lawn of your dreams"all that's wrong with society, right there
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:14,
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More than a little 'King of the Hill'....(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:18,
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Not a jingle but still makes me wanna hit the whiney cunt.I want to do a poo, I want to do a poo at pauls.
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If I ever get hold of that little scrotethere's no fucking way on earth he'll have time to get to Paul's before he FUCKING SHITS HIMSELF WITH FEAR.
Aaaand *breathe*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:20,
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He can wipe his arse with Kandoo(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:26,
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NOBODY CAN COME TO MY HOUSE JUST TO DO A POO, I'M SORRY, BUT THAT IS NOT ON, I AM NOT HAVING IT.IF YOU WISH TO SEE ME, FINE, THAT'S GREAT, BUT IF ALL YOUR WANT TO DO IS A POO, THEN YOU CAN FUCK OFF.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:40,
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just have a smelly bognoone will visit for a poo, then
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:50,
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Chap I saw at Xmasback in Winchester used to be known as 'Daniel Dumpling' because of his regular habit of doing exactly that. He lived quite far out of town and would routinely stop off for a crap round people's houses on his way to or from the town centre.
He once knocked at our house asking if my brother or I was at home. Upon being told 'no' his next question was whether or not he was still able to come in for a quick dump anyway?
Priceless.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:59,
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80's power anthem adverts reached a dizzy height withGILETTE
THE BEST AH MAN KIN GET
No, technically it fucking wasn't, a close shave was reasonably easy to get, and always has been you fucking Tesco Value Bonnie Tyler cunt.
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Before I look, I bet you there is a new thread and I've been F5ing aimlessly again.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:36,
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I still want to cunt the kid off the Trio ad in the fuckand that's not been on TV for at least 15 years.
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