Are you making one of those top 100 clip shows full of cunts?
Do your own reasearch, I'm not your bitch.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Alright captain happypants
Did you have a nice Xmas?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:59, Reply)

It was pretty good thanks,
at home there is currently a morrocan lamb stew bubbling away in my new slow cooker.
Either that or my flat's on fire, we'll find out when I get home.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Fuckin nom!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:02, Reply)

There'll be some interesting vomit this evening to be sure.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:05, Reply)

My mate made me a lovely moroccan lamb stew a few weeks ago
Ooh slow cooked the lamb will just fall apart. Gorgeous.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Did you put out?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:40, Reply)

No.
I had a bloke at the time, and he knew that, so I don't think he was hoping the lamb stew would make me stray.
I hope not.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Oooh very nice too!
I'm sure your flat is fine. I know a few people who use slow cookers while they're at work, and all their houses are flame-free... for now anyway!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:05, Reply)

Are you threatening me?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Maybe
*looks at feet*
*puts away binoculars*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:09, Reply)

*fortifies home*

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:11, Reply)

I can't believe no-one's twigged that I'm Jimmy Carr until now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:03, Reply)

It's the face punching
Carr is more of a receiver than a giver.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:07, Reply)

I've heard that.
In spite of my hating his fucking guts, he has cracked some pretty amusing gags in his time.

I didn't like him when he was in Lloyd Cole and Commotions though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:11, Reply)

OBSCURE POST OF THE WEEK

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:16, Reply)

He's way more cheeful than you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:08, Reply)