Turkey ghosts!
I am enjoying turkey and watching most haunted.
What mindless shit are you up to?
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:08, 44 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My grandad has changed the name of Most Haunted
It's now called Cunt-Hunters.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Ha ha
It is rather shit.
Cunt hunter porn name maybe?
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:15, Reply)

if that website doesn't exist I'll give you £10

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Ha ha i'll have to look it up when i get on a computer.

(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:30, Reply)

you're on the internet now stoopid.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:32, Reply)

I'd guess she was on a phone...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:33, Reply)

you can look up websites on a phone.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:34, Reply)

It's awkward

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:39, Reply)

So's your face

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Fuck off
My beauty hurts you!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:44, Reply)

having your cock retract into your body in disgust is pretty painful true.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:46, Reply)

It retreated fast becuse it knew not to even TRY!!!
It could not handle the rejection so it crawled way up into the safety of your twisted syphilitic body.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:47, Reply)

You'd jump my bones in a second
and you'll only feel slightly bad about yourself the next day.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:59, Reply)

There could only be two possible responses from me after that
1) "Leave... you disgust me."
or
2) "Leave... _I_ disgust me"

EDIT 3) Please can we go back to being gay best friends? K thanks.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:03, Reply)

4) we could both think "meh I've had worse"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:04, Reply)

we could both think
5)Meh, I've had bigger
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:05, Reply)

*doesn't want to get banned*

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Yes, this is a trap
An anti-honey trap if you will.
I want you naughty stepped again.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Correct

(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Do I get a priiiiiiize?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Here
Passes prize of paper clip, straw and a rubber band.
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:14, Reply)

GOSH!
Gee I don't know what to say.
That's very generous of you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:15, Reply)

Very welcome ma'am
More presents to be "won". ;)
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Not a website but ...
www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/search?term=cunt+hunter
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Oh, my grandad uses the term 'whooer master' for that
His terms are all mixed up.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Ha ha
Same difference.
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)

I've never seen most haunted.
Just like whats his face has never seen a ghost.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:17, Reply)

My nana said "That programme's rubbish
with those poor deluded people with funny eyes."
We had to explain night-vision cameras...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Ha ha
Awesomely innocent
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Aye
I just watch it thinking you're cunt. oh look another cunt has decided to drop something and some cunt screams. Yawn
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Back to outtake tv!
Bring on the evening i want my cider.
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:26, Reply)

I'm gonna have port and prosecco

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Mindless shit: Work

wait, that's not supposed to be mindless, but I am on this site...
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:40, Reply)

Mindless shit
a.k.a. office work.

*edit* just noticed above post. Pah.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:42, Reply)

God I bet you copied in exams as well
you wee shit
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:44, Reply)

It just shows that `
my job is more mindless
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Perhaps
.. but on the plus side I'm away to get shitfaced in the next hour or so.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Thumbs up
Grabs some blueberry cider. It's really nice! And blue!
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Hmm I like blueberries
I like cider.

What can possibly go wrong! :D
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:42, Reply)

That is just asking for trouble!

(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:47, Reply)

I'm here for another 6.5 hours
then it's off but I'll probably not even make it until midnight tonight (too old and it hurts too much the next day).

My best bet for seeing in the new year is to pretend I'm on b3ta time so when it's midnight I'll still be awake and slightly shitfaced.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Good plan
I will be enjoying cider, yagerbull and playing on the fucking wii with family. Which i am so shit at. Casual is not my way but hey i'll be pissed :).
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Not long to go til the ending day and news years and booze

(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:12, Reply)

Buzzcocks anyone?
Didn't watch it at all this year so watching it now. Is amused by a ginger haired girls balls
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:27, Reply)