I can't believe I'm not down with da kids anymore.
Plus I went to the tool shop today and asked for "a thing to tighten taps with". The (young) guy behind the counter pissed himself laughing at me. How the fuck was I supposed to know that it's called a basin wrench?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He could've offered you his wanking hand instead

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Probably would have been cheaper, yeah.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:39, Reply)

A basin wrench???
That sounds a bit yanky to me.
Was that a 'basin wrench' to tighten your 'faucet'?
I'd have said 'adjustable spanner' and got it home, only to realise that I didn't mean that at all.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:40, Reply)