My mother just told me her friend was faceraped.
I expressed appropriate horror only to find out she meant that his Facebook account got hijacked, and when I found out what she meant I couldn't hold the phone as I was laughing so hard. I'm either completely out of the loop when it comes to the lingo or my ma has gone wrong somewhere.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:41, 12 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahahahahaha!
Hamsandwich lols!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:44, Reply)

yup
fraped is the word.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:56, Reply)

One of my mates was complaining of a faceraping only a few days ago
If 'she' hadn't posted something about wanking off old men on another friend's page, I'd have had no idea what she meant either. But it all fell into place.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:00, Reply)

I can't believe I'm not down with da kids anymore.
Plus I went to the tool shop today and asked for "a thing to tighten taps with". The (young) guy behind the counter pissed himself laughing at me. How the fuck was I supposed to know that it's called a basin wrench?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:27, Reply)

He could've offered you his wanking hand instead

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Probably would have been cheaper, yeah.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:39, Reply)

A basin wrench???
That sounds a bit yanky to me.
Was that a 'basin wrench' to tighten your 'faucet'?
I'd have said 'adjustable spanner' and got it home, only to realise that I didn't mean that at all.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:40, Reply)

i do my dads on a regular basis
its a fucking art. i join him to clubs like the "sfw porn fan club" then delete it off his wall and wait. all subtle like. a good one is to change that bit of blurb under the profile picture an all.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:03, Reply)

Awwwwww man!
I wish I was as totally devious as you.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:18, Reply)

see the trick is to get the email password
then no matter how many times they change the facebook one you can always fucking reset it
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:30, Reply)

You're gooooooood

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Amazingly sneaky and full of win.

(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:54, Reply)