I ended 1999
on the Level in Brighton (that's a place in Brighton, I wasn't on the wagon or anything) kissing strangers.

I ended EDIT(FOR CLENDRIX WHO IS UNABLE TO INTERPOLATE THROUGH SIMPLE ERRORS) 2009 on a rooftop in Aldgate kissing people I know.

In between those times I fisted a horse.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This makes no sense
you pointless mong.
And you still haven't mentioned the 'in ten years' bit.
FFS - why is this so difficult for you?
( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:23, Reply)

I didn't want to be the one to tell him, but you're right

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:29, Reply)

What bit was to taxing for wittle-ittle bwain ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:33, Reply)

wittle-ittle brain got confuzzled by big scary man not saying what year he was alluding to.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:36, Reply)

Well, you mention two dates, 1999 and 2009, and he mentions one with a statement and doesn't mention one with a statement.
WHAT COULD THE SECOND STATEMENT POSSIBLY BE RELATING TOO?

C'mon, you got A-Levels, you should be able to work this one out !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:47, Reply)

Of course you understand...
you're fucking useless as well.
( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:48, Reply)

HAHA you two just got totally pwned by Gonz

(Bazongaloid, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:50, Reply)

Your statement makes no sense.
And what about the 'in ten years time' bit?
( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:51, Reply)

OH LOOK ! SHINEY SHOES !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:50, Reply)

(Do you think Al will let me sniff his fingers for this White Knighting?)
whoever replies to this is a dunderhead.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:49, Reply)

it cant hurt to ask

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:56, Reply)

O NOES A BOY ONLINE IS BEING MEAN TO ME
I WILL SMITE HIM WHEN HE LEAST SUSPECTS IT
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:21, Reply)

QUICKLY ! POINT OUT YOU'RE A GIRL AGAIN !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:24, Reply)

STOP BEING MEAN TO ME OR I'LL DELETE YOU FROM FACEMONG AND YOU'LL MISS ME AND MY INANE UPDATES

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:26, Reply)

PWND by a GIRL

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Again with the pointing out you're a girl.
Are you insecure in that department?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:57, Reply)

And I'll get in there first.
"30 fucking minutes !!!!!"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:57, Reply)

KTHXBAI

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Not in the slightest
I'm more than happy being a girl. Are you happy being a boy G0nz?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Are you coming onto me?
=S
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 20:37, Reply)

Oh man, I'd be GUTTED.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:38, Reply)

Yay

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:53, Reply)

And you smell of failed satay

( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:54, Reply)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:21, Reply)

OMG PWNED!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:26, Reply)

Huzzah

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:54, Reply)

Clean your bedroom

( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:54, Reply)

Fuck off gonz

( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:53, Reply)

You're an idiot

( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:54, Reply)

AND IT'S A TAKE DOWN WITH THE INTERCEPTION !!!!!!!!111
Man, that was brutal.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:55, Reply)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:55, Reply)

I love you really, you Proper Mentaller

( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:55, Reply)

*Snuzzles up*
Tell me, some girl I fancy on facebook just declaired herself single, would it be creepy to click 'like' on her status?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:59, Reply)

Did it just change?
I wouldn't click 'like' until you know how she feels about being single.
It is creepy, but I don't think that matters.
( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:02, Reply)

About an hour ago.
I have no idea how she feels.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:14, Reply)

Too soon, give her a couple of days and ask how she is
sneaky like
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:22, Reply)

^Yep

( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:24, Reply)

That way she'll think you're being a concerned friend and wont have her defences up
so you can zoom in white knight stylee
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:25, Reply)

Alcohol can help too.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:26, Reply)

*rebounds like a motherfucker*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:26, Reply)

*Nods and winks*
I could ask her out for subway.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:26, Reply)

She likes a nice dose of gutrot, does she?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Yeh, that'll get rid of the bitch.

( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Yeah, she'll want a 12" Meat Feast but end up with a 6" cheesy one.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:29, Reply)

:(

( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:31, Reply)

You owe me one sip of cherry coke and a clean top
thanks DiT
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:32, Reply)

:)

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:49, Reply)

SADDEST of SAD FACES.
=(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

When I can do THIS you won't all be laughing =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:37, Reply)

You sure about that?
Based upon the first 20 seconds
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:38, Reply)

I struggle to stand on chairs
=(

I'm such a lie.

=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:47, Reply)

I'll be honest, it looks like a Paedo version of the A-Team tooling up at the beginning there.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:45, Reply)

He's the single coolest guy I've ever seen on YouTube.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:49, Reply)

You were aht east for NYE?
I'm hurt that you didn't come and say hello.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:13, Reply)