Buy a Rangemaster.
When I'm grown up I'm so getting a Rangemaster.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Someone I dogsat for last year had one. I was most impressed when she produced a shit ton of food for me to eat from it
I was only there for about 3 hours, but she'd filled every compartment with food for me.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:37, Reply)

A dog, a Rangemaster AND a shitload of food?
That's like some sort of heaven.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:40, Reply)

Oh my god you should have seen the house. It was amazing. Lovely people, I wanted them to adopt me. Dog died a few days later though :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:51, Reply)

my mum has a Brittania range
I'm getting one of those when I get a big enough kitchen.

Mind, I could theoretically have one now, but I can't justify buying a cooker more expensive than my car.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 21:17, Reply)