I'm back to work with a bump this morning.
One of the drivers punched another driver while holding his keys on Saturday night, breaking his nose and cutting his face. The guy's still working here. Incredible.

I'm starting work on a business plan for my new window-cleaning business today with renewed enthusiasm because this place is a fucking hole. Anyone who's got any tips for writing a plan or starting a small business is welcome to share. Either that or insult my mum.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 8:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Your mum is so fat the rolls on the back of her neck are like sausages, pass me the fucking ketchup and buns!!
Hi there m'dear.

Why don't you get some supplies and propaganda together before you start anything?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 8:33, Reply)

Money.
I'm putting the business plan together to convince someone to lend me a little cash so I can fund the start-up.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 8:45, Reply)

ahhh right, yeah that part ;) my apologies.
I dunno - talk about how you plan to conduct your business, what you aim to achieve with it, that sorta thing?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 8:46, Reply)

That's pretty much the crux, yeah.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Google "small business plan template"
You idle layabout.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I've written a few in my time.
Just looking for real-life input y'know.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:15, Reply)