I have heard
a lot of people say a good blowing makes them feel much better
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I reckon Pastor Hinn would know...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Part of me wants to watch him now

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Here he is accompanied by Drowning Pool
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I dunno if the rest
of my office would want to watch it though....

Although now I am quietly singing let the bodies hit the floor
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I doubt they would.
Do watch it at some point though. It's bloody amazing. I think I might become a televangelist. Lucrative and fun...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Can I join in?
I want to be one of the crazy swaying people who yell Praise the Lord! and Hallejulah! and pass the collection pots round
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Of course!
I need lots of ministers.
Not too many though, we won't make enough profit or feel up enough of the vulnerable and attractive if we have too many ministers.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Are we going existing religion
or making up The New Spangly Church of Roota
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:26, Reply)

What do you think would be the most profitable?
I mean "Which would heal the most suffering?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Hmm
Scientology seems to be raking it in. We need to target celebrities who think they are too clever for scientology...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:44, Reply)

In that case it should be the Not Too Spangly Church of Roota...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Can we have some
kind of cheese deity?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Cheesus Christ?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:56, Reply)

The baby cheeses

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:00, Reply)

that song would be much better without the counting in it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Yeah but that's good when you're out
and all the crowd does the counting, and you're drunk and shovey.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:19, Reply)