I read that all as Benny Hill and was wondering why there was an intoxicated* man on stage.
Oh Roota, forgive us our tresspasses, as we forgive those who tressespass against us. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from Evil. For you are the only lord our god, R0o0o0otah & TGB, R-Men.

I have come to you, in search of light and wisdom, for you shall soon see, I have been tresspassed against. I, too, was expecting a Subway for one of my daily meals, perhaps get a nice twelve incher that would last from the point where the sun is at it's heighest, to the point where the sun is at it's lowest. To graze on such a feast, as a cow grazes on the grass, and bask in the glory that is Chicken Teryakki. But alas, such things can not happen on a day like today, for you see, it is still not open. My mind and soul is troubled by this, so if you can deliver me from the evil thoughts that plague me and heal this troubled mind, o'lordettes, then you truely are more than mortal binary codes and pixals.

* with DA LAOOORD
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:08, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You, brother, shall not eat a chicken Tery Waitey until...
... after the Sun has risen fully on the 5th day of the Lord's week.

We may be able to hurry this along if you send a donation.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Subway is the devils work
Sand-Witch - the clue is in the name. The witch will capture your soul and devour it meaning you must live your life in darkness

However for small extra fee we can bless your sandwitch - freeing it of the evil and allowing you to gorge yourself on delicious sand-witchless-ness
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Sister, you speak sooth

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:18, Reply)

As you have spoken, thy words shall be actioned, for what is the lordette's PayPal, and does the lordettes accept payment in kind.
For payment can be recieved via the fruit of my bounty, and the recipys of thy hart. Such recipys such as Sweet Chilli Sauce and Fillé steak.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Cash only, Brother Gonz
And keep away from us with your staff of sin.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:19, Reply)

I shall give away every fiscal asset of mine* to Not Too Spangly Church of the Jesus and Roota Chain!, forthwritly.
And as such, require a blessed Subway in return for my selfless act.


* You get the same records as the goverment, right? Yeah'? Ok, that's fine, I can do that then.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:28, Reply)

You must give us
all your material posessions for total absolution
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:36, Reply)

You're catching on.
GIVE.
Give to TNTSCoR!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:37, Reply)

You are dangerously close to heresy Chief Scribe 90Nz0.
Recant now or face excommunication. The sight of the softly glowing radience of the incoherent Ding's Holy Golden Bum will be denied to you forevermore.
Arno.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:46, Reply)